A Special Thanks To Bill Clinton...
From Bob Barnes <>

The original source for the following is said to be "an Episcopalian minister in Georgia." Whoever he is, he sure speaks for me supporter that said, "Thank Me. I Voted Clinton-Gore." After reflecting on that statement, he wrote down the things we can all thank the Clinton voters for. Here are some excerpts:
Thank you for introducing us to Gennifer Flowers, Paula Jones, Monica Lewinsky, Dolly Kyle Browning, Kathleen Willey, Juanita Broaddrick, and about two dozen other names that we might not have met and known otherwise.
Thank you for showing all the men and women of America that sexual harassment in the work place, and on the job, is okay, as long as it involves powerful middle-age executives and young (subordinate) women half their age.
Thanks for educating us to the fact that this is a "private matter." Thank you for allowing us to come to the realization that "sexual relations" is not clearly defined after all.
Thank you for giving us a president who discusses his choice of underwear with teenagers. We always did want to know if presidents wore boxers or briefs.
Thank you for showing us that the ridiculous plot of the movie, "Wag the Dog," could be plausible, after all. Thank you for reintroducing the concept of impeachment to a new generation that missed the discussion the last time it came up. Thank you for reminding us that the government that gave us the IRS and welfare also lusts for control of the greatest healthcare system in the world.
Thank you for reminding us that the FBI, who has files on millions of Americans, can give those files to people powerful enough to demand them.
Thank you for making Jimmy Carter look competent. Thank you for making Gerald Ford look graceful. Thank you for making Richard Nixon look honest. Thank you for making Lyndon Johnson look truthful. Thank you for making John Kennedy look moral.
Thank you for the 72 House and Senate witnesses who have pled the Fifth Amendment to avoid testifying about Democrat campaign fund raising. Thank you for the 17 witnesses who have fled the country to avoid testifying about Democrat campaign fund raising. Thank you for the 19 charges from Whitewater investigations, the 4 convictions from Whitewater investigations, the 8 imprisonments from Whitewater investigations, and the 55 criminal charges and 32 criminal convictions (so far) in the various Clinton related scandals. Thank you for the 938 overnight stays at the White House given to Clinton supporters.
Yes, thank you for "the most ethical administration in American history!"


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