Vast Winged Conspiracies
Something To Worry About
By Peter Carlson
Washington Post Staff Writer
From Ignatious Graffeo <>
From UFO UpDates - Toronto <>
My head hurts like it's been shot through with fire as I write this column, because every time I think forbidden thoughts my brain gets zapped by the transmitter that was implanted in my cranium by agents of the New World Order. But I'm going to write it anyway, because the fate of the world depends on getting this information out.
People look at me like I'm crazy when I tell them about the transmitter in my brain, but they'll have to stop snickering behind my back because now I've got proof. In the Winter 1999 issue of Paranoia magazine, there's a picture of the radio transmitter that was placed in Robert Naeslund's brain. It looks like a little beach umbrella. It was stuck in his head by the Swedish Security Police because he was a threat to their secret mind control projects. And if the Swedish police are doing this, you just know that the FBI and the Russians must be doing it, too. Which explains those strange voices in my head.
The FBI and the Russians are in cahoots, part of the whole New World Order conspiracy that includes the Federal Reserve, the Freemasons, the Bavarian Illuminati and the Bilderberg Group. They're plotting to use the famine and chaos caused by the Y2K bug as an excuse to take over the world by Dec. 31, 2000, and make every human being carry a "Universal biometric ID card." And if you don't believe me, you can read their secret plans in the March issue of Free American -- the same issue that reveals that microwaved food is bad for your blood and that bras cause breast cancer.
You can't tell what's REALLY going on in the world unless you read magazines like Paranoia and Free American and Media Bypass. They aren't part of the elite media conspiracy. They're published by "patriots" out in the heartland -- Media Bypass in Indiana, Free American in New Mexico and Paranoia in Rhode Island -- and they've popped up in the last decade to blow the whistle on the international mind control program designed to enslave us all. For instance, Media Bypass reveals that the elections of 1992 and 1996 were "frauds" designed to put a "CIA couple" in the White House. The whole thing was arranged by the Council on Foreign Relations and the CIA with help from the Rockefellers and the Rothschilds and the British monarchy. In fact, when Clinton got his Rhodes scholarship back in the '60s, he pledged to aid the Rhodes goal of "overthrowing the American Government and reverting this continent and land mass to again being a British Monarchy colony."
Free America reveals that all those FBI and ATF agents who have invaded the mountains of North Carolina aren't really looking for Eric Rudolph, the alleged abortion bomber. That's just their excuse. They're really "TYRANTS preparing for war with the American people." And the whole Monica scandal was just a "political smoke screen" designed to distract the American people "while Clinton and his cronies consistently and inexorably move us deeper and deeper into the New World Order."
That's scary. But not half as scary as the Paranoia story called "I Was a Sex Slave for the CIA." In it, a woman named Cathy O'Brien, author of "TranceFormation of America," reveals how she was imprisoned in "The Bunkhouse," a subbasement room in the Pentagon, and used for the perverse sexual pleasure of high government officials, including an unnamed former president. It was a horrible ordeal, of course, but she did manage to come back with some important information, including the revelation that UFO abductions are really just cover stories for secret CIA mind control experiments.
Sometimes, I read stuff like this and I think, Hey, that sounds a little far- fetched. But then I realize that I'm not really thinking that. The thought is being beamed into my brain via the transmitter in my head. Which shows you just how far they will go to stop the truth.
The ads in these magazines are just as important as the articles. There are ads for the secret cancer cure that has been suppressed by the drug industry since 1934. And ads for dried foods and "emergency survival tabs" that can keep you alive when the Y2K bug ends civilization as we know it and the New World Order tries to starve us into submission.
There are also ads for books that the big chain stores refuse to stock because they're in on the conspiracy, too. Books like "Circle of Intrigue," which shows that "Ten Unseen Men Rule the World!" And "Space Aliens From the Pentagon," which is the first book to reveal the secrets of the flying saucers and their role in the "mind control hoax copied from the Third Reich, covertly implemented through 'national security' meant to perpetuate the coercive monopoly of a corporate-state elite."
These magazines are absolutely essential, and that's why it drives me wild when the clerk at Borders gives me that condescending look when I buy them. I'm pretty sure he's a spy for the New World Order and he's secretly photographing me. That's why I always wear a ski mask and Groucho Marx glasses when I shop there. The clerk is one of those young whippersnappers who wear their baseball caps backward. Ever wonder why millions of kids suddenly started doing that? I suspect the transmitters in their brains told them to.
Lately, I've had a hard time finding these magazines on newsstands. The last Media Bypass I could find was the December issue. An accident? I doubt it. There are people in high places who don't want us to read the truth.
If the New World Order has cracked down on your favorite newsstand, you can get in touch with these mags via the Web. Media Bypass is at Free American is at Paranoia doesn't seem to have a Web site but you can subscribe by sending $19 to Box 1041, Providence, R.I. 02901. The only problem is that your magazines will be delivered to your door by a uniformed agent of the federal government, which is pretty scary.
Well, I gotta go now. My brain is smoking from those shocks from that transmitter. Remember: If you hear that I had a horrible fatal "accident" after this column came out, don't believe a word of it. There are no accidents in the New World Order.
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