KINGSTON, NY, 21 May 2012
— A recent Newsweek cover provocatively depicted Barack Obama beneath
a glowing rainbow halo and carried the bold headline, “The First Gay
President.” Days later, The New York Times broke the story of a billionaire-funded
smear campaign that labeled the President a “metrosexual black Abe Lincoln.”
The incendiary
magazine cover and the revelatory Times piece set off a firestorm of
commentary and accusations replete with racial overtones and sexual
innuendos.
While the
sensationalistic Newsweek cover can be brushed aside as an obvious sales
gimmick, the metrosexual label applied to Obama (minus the “black Abe
Lincoln”) not only has merit, it aptly applies to Romney as well. Lost
in the political mudslinging and shallow punditry are the deeper psychological
aspects of the archetypal metrosexual that fit them both so well. Among
these:
Mr. In Between Neither outwardly effeminate nor aggressively macho,
these two contestants in America’s first “Battle of the Metrosexuals”
manifest their metrosexuality as straight arrow, sensitive urban guys
with a well-developed feminine side.
Clean-cut, non-threatening, even-tempered, always dressed appropriately
for the occasion, these physically fit soft-core jocks are as much at
home on the basketball court or in the paddock as they are sipping tea
with the ladies. “I like hanging out with women,” beamed President Obama,
as he ingratiated himself with the flattered ladies of “The View,” this
past week.
Neither Man nor Mouse When it comes to business, Metromen can be as
hard as nails, but when it comes to the wife and the kids, they’re soft
as kittens.
As Commander in Chief, when it comes to making those tough military
decisions about troop surges, drone strikes, and secret missions to
take out Public Enemy No. 1, Obama alone calls the shots. But when it
comes to social issues, such as gay marriage, not only does he talk
it over with his wife, he consults his children.
Analogously, for Metroman Mitt, on the rough and tumble business
battlefield, nothing has ever stood in the way of the corporate vulture
(who made his fortune raiding, looting and gutting businesses) in his
pursuit of the bottom line. But when out on the campaign trail, he’s
just Mr. Mittens, married to the perfect wife and loving father of five
perfect boys … all of whom he drags out of their mansions for every
possible photo op, to prove what a sensitive and caring family guy he
really is.
Sissy Tough Like the dignified and well-groomed citified metromen they
are, whether it’s Obama declaring a war or Romney bravely declaring
his willingness to start another, both talk tough, but never get tough
… cravenly sending others do their fighting for them.
Jekyll and Hyde The manicured metrosexual image one that presents
both contestants as all-around family men, the nicest, most trustworthy
guys you’d ever want to meet plays well to a junk food, junk news,
junk entertainment-addicted audience.
But the 2012 “Battle of the Metrosexuals,” part sitcom, part reality
show, is in fact, an American tragedy. The carefully crafted metrosexual
campaign persona is merely a cover for the Jekyll that hides the Hyde
… and part of the tragedy is that nobody seems to notice … or cares
to notice.
For more on
who will win America’s first “Battle of the Metrosexuals” and what it
will mean to the nation, schedule an interview with Gerald Celente,
Trends Journal publisher. For availability please contact: Zeke West,
Media Relations, zwest@trendsresearch.com 845 331.3500 ext. 1
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