- The tape that is transcribed herein was created
by and for The ONION - with the intent of confusing the public and catching
lazy columnists (in this case me), in what they considered to be an
outrageous statement. However everything about this government, in the
last nine years has been outrageous and has involved either a hoax,
a scam or major fraud, beginning with the theft of the presidency
in 2000. The public knows this as FACT, and because congress
has voted on legislation even before it has been completed, or without
even reading the terms of something as world-changing as the U.S.A. PATRIOT
Act; or has NOT dared to do anything about the SECRET spying on the
American general-public that began seven months before 911 - something
like this HOAX was more than just possible - it was probable.
- Obviously I regret having made this error, but in the
nearly 600 articles that I have written since 2002, I can still count the
number of errors on the fingers of one hand. Clearly this was my mistake;
would that the people at the ONION would use their talents against
this corrupt government, to perhaps put an end to some of their crimes
against the peoples of the world.
- Below is the transcript of the explanation of House Bill
8791, as it was read to those about to vote, for or against this piece
of legislation, in the US House of Representatives this "Bill"
overwhelmingly passed the House.
- "Congress shall now vote for approval of HR 8791,
The Homeland Terrorism Preparedness Bill as said bill requests Emergency
Response Funding up to and including I'm sorry this section is classified
dollars to prepare for a national level terrorist attack and or an
attack from CLASSIFIED. Funding for first responder personnel and vehicles
would be doubled if said attack leads to 80% of national population, being
affected by CLASSIFIED. This funding shall commence with the first attack
on CLASSIFIED or the first large-scale outbreak of CLASSIFIED, dependent
upon which comes first. Civilian and military units shall be trained in
containment and combat of CLASSIFIED including irradiated CLASSIFIED
with the possibility of CLASSIFIED airborne CLASSIFIED
flesh-eating CLASSIFIED, and or all of the above in such event as
CLASSIFIED spewing CLASSIFIED or released or otherwise becomes
- Air Force units may also be directed to combat said CLASSIFIED
due to their enormous size and other-worldly strengths. Should event occur
in urban areas. . . Jesus . . .that's, that's CLASSIFIED far surpassing
our darkest nightmares. Should casualties exceed CLASSIFIED body disposal
actions shall be halted and associated resources shall be reallocated to
CLASSIFIED underground CLASSIFIED protected birthing centers.
A new Bill of Rights shall be drafted and approved by CLASSIFIED.
- Having now reviewed the Bill I ask you to please cast
your vote." Broadcast on CSPAN. (1)
- The point of having a House of Representatives was to
include the voice of the public in whatever laws are passed by congress:
but this Bill is and was designed not to be lawful under the Constitution,
it is lawful ONLY under the dictatorship which has outlawed the Constitution
and supplanted that document with their own interpretation of the term
"law." Consequently when the public listens to the fraud that
is pretending to be president say that certain matters are to be decided
by "law-enforcement," the public must ask: "Who's 'LAW'
are we talking about the constitutional laws or the ones that Cheney-Bush
made up and that he, Obama, is now attempting to legitimize?
- For the last nine years this nation has lost every battle
and failed every test of leadership; that has arisen. Yet the people that
created these huge failures on every level, and at every crossroads, are
still running this disaster which they continue to call a nation. In private
life when you hire someone to do a job and they fail to perform that task,
they are fired-not promoted; and in no instance would anyone in that position
be eligible for "a bonus." In private life, they might in fact
be eligible for jail terms if the size of the fraud is large enough: but
in government now: No lie is too big, no fraud too great, no treason is
ever too damaging, to resist the opportunity to profit from the failures
of this nation, that have become too monstrous to even adequately describe.
- If the first example is not sufficient to convince you
that government is far more interested in illicit profits, than it is in
the welfare of the public, then take a look at the impending Pandemic that
has been globally announced, even though there has not yet been a single
case. The government is planning to make the vaccinations "against"
this PANDEMIC mandatory, in case you were wondering.
- "The criminal timeline begins in 1997, when Dr.
Jeffrey Taubenberger assembled a team of geneticists and microbiologists
to analyze the genome structure, and then to REPRODUCE (i.e. reverse engineer)
what is arguably one of the most deadly viral structures the world has
ever been cursed with the 1918 killer flu virus. According to numerous
published stories and reports, Taubenberger and his team utilized super-computers
to map the complex RNA and DNA structures of the killer virus, then utilized
human plasmids to successfully re-create the 1918 killer. Taubenberger
completed his work in early 2005, then immediately left the employ of the
U.S. Army at Ft. Detrick to take a much more lucrative position with the
National Institutes of Health." (2)
- So if the financial meltdown (due in late September)
doesn't destroy you and those you love (3) or if you somehow manage to
escape death during the Pandemic, then you will still have the opportunity
to live under the dictatorship of the fraud that is currently occupying
the White House illegally! (4)
- Every area of this society has come under a legislative
Blitzkrieg of illegal legislation that is trying to drown this nation in
regulations and tyrannies by the hundreds in a civil-rights quagmire that
is being overseen by thugs in uniform where there is no recourse to their
out-of-control behavior across the nation.
- "A Boise, Idaho, police officer who pushed a Taser
inside a man's buttocks and threatened to "Taser his balls" violated
use-of-force policy, but didn't break the law, an ombudsman has found.
- The man in question, whose identity is being withheld,
plans to sue the Boise police.
- On February 14 of this year, the "complainant,"
as he is called in police reports, physically blocked the door to his residence
when police arrived to investigate a domestic disturbance. Believing the
police officers, who he claims did not identify themselves, to be a person
coming to "beat him up," he refused to allow them entry.
- When officers forced their way in, "three officers
rushed in and within nine seconds, had the man face down on the floor and
had deployed the Taser against the small of his back. Only after the first
[tasing] did they order his hands behind his back," reports the Boise
- Given the training that our GI's are getting; here is
more of what the civilian population here at home is now facing: Democracy
- Veterans Commit Murder at Home After Return from Iraq
- "More information has come to light about an Army
unit based at Fort Carson in Colorado that has seen ten of its infantrymen
jailed on murder, attempted murder or manslaughter charges since returning
from Iraq. A new report in the Gazette newspaper of Colorado Springs reports
many of the soldiers had great trouble adjusting to civilian life after
what they had seen and done in Iraq. The unit, the 4th Infantry Division's
4th Brigade Combat Team, fought in some of the bloodiest places in Iraq.
Since returning to the United States, soldiers from the brigade have been
involved in brawls, beatings, rapes, drunk driving, drug deals, domestic
violence, shootings, stabbings, kidnapping and suicides. One of the soldiers,
Kenneth Eastridge, is now serving ten years for accessory to murder. Eastridge
told the paper, "The Army pounds it into your head until it is instinct:
Kill everybody, kill everybody. And you do. Then they just think you can
just come home and turn it off." Several soldiers said unit discipline
deteriorated in Iraq before they returned home. Iraqi taxi drivers got
shot for no reason. Soldiers dropped men off bridges after interrogations.
Tanks drove over Iraqi cars for no reason. Another soldier, Daniel Freeman,
said, "Toward the end, we were so mad and tired and frustrated. You
came too close, we lit you up."
- In the meantime congress is thoughtfully providing some
of those services that Americans no longer receive to illegal's, while
denying them to us.
- "The Heller Amendment-which would have removed from
ObamaCare those who have entered and are living in the USA illegally-has
been defeated 26-15 (along straight Party lines) by the Democrat controlled
House Ways and Means Committee. So, along with all of their other "break-the-bank-and-everything-else"
programs, our Usurper and Dictator in Chief Obama and his Democrat minions
are demanding that we US citizens pay for illegals. Note: Another interesting
datum included in the Socio-fascist ObamaCare package is that US citizens
wanting to keep their current health insurance will be fined approximately
$2,500/year. But, Obama's illegals will NOT be penalized a penny.
- Other atrocities associated with ObamaCare are rationing
of medical services and a push towards "no-more-health-care-for-you"
euthanasia (deceptively referred to as "Advance Care Planning")
for those Obama considers elderly. End of life counseling-every five years
until they finally die due to lack of provided health services-for said
elderly (ostensibly once one is in his or her 60s) will also be mandatory.
Note: One wonders if said euthanasia will also soon extend to his growing
political "enemies" list.
- And to ensure against discrimination, the beginnings
of life are also covered under ObamaLifeSnuffOut. We will be forced to
pay for abortions under ObamaCare.
- By design, ObamaCare is also racist. Two of the myriad
agencies the patients must maneuver through are the "Office of Civil
Rights" and "Office of Minority Health." Presumably, if
one is not an ObamaMinority, one will not receive as "suitable"
health care as do Obama's select. Note: These days Obama continues to light
the fires of racism wherever he seems to go. As witnessed with his ill-advised
(dare I say "stupid?") comments regarding the Cambridge Police
Department, perhaps Obama just can't help himself. And this is the man
acting as POTUS-the one who still refuses to produce a true and viable
birth certificate? Scary stuff." (6)
- So the question remains-Where is the Rage-or rather "Where
is the OUTRAGE"! How much is enough America: Is there nothing too
extreme for you to stand in absolute opposition to their every wish? Are
we brain-dead that we cannot see what has happened and where these concomitant
failures are continuing to take us?
- Obamanation has refused to deal with the crimes of the
Cheney-Bush era, because what he and his Zionists are now doing surpasses
Cheney-Bush in every category, so naturally they cannot even think about
prosecuting anyone for less than they themselves are continuing to do-and
yet the public still does not complain-which guarantees that whatever else
is yet to come shall be far worse then the crimes listed above.
- * The Image: "Be Angry at the Sun" http://www.kirwanesque.com/politics/articles/2007/art102.htm
- 1) ANNUNAKI REPTILIANS, "CLASSIFIED"
- 2) Startling New Evidence That The 'Swine Flu' Pandemic
- 3) Major Trends Forecaster
- 4) Obama: Where have all his records gone
- 5) Idaho man sodomized by Police Taser plans to sue
- 6) Dems Ensure Illegal Aliens Included in ObamaCare and