- No, Barack Obama BC does not make him prehistoric no
more than BCE or AD after his name, but Barack Obama BC is about the creative
Barack Obama Birth Certificate which is a fraud that his campaign has issued.
- Apparently, Barack Hussein Obama needs all of our help.
You see, Israeli experts have concluded that the Obama birth certificate
on DailyKos and posted on other liberal sites to be a forgery and a very
bad one at that.
- It seems the same people who were creating the Forgegate
documents for Dan Rather were given the job to make amends, but just need
a little more practice.
- Therefore, to help Barry Obama until another forgery
comes along for all DailyKos bloggers to conclude it is real, a stand-in
birth certificate from Canada is placed below for the man without a country.
- Canada you might say? Why on earth Canada, eh?
- Canada, because it seems that Stanley Ann Dunham, Barack's
Mom, had to be somewhere when Barry was born. That somewhere is logically
Canada due to the trail of evidence.
- We know Barry was registered once, if not twice, to 2
different Hawaiian hospitals.
- Conjecture speculates that the grandparents on finding
out Ann had the baby in Canada and registered baby Barack as a commonwealth
baby of colonial Kenya, that the grandparents blew a cork and hauled the
kid down and made him a "live birth" registration and a quite
criminal act of making Barry an American and didn't tell the pouting Ann.
- Ann not knowing what was going on and seeing reason of
making her son an American even if she loathed white Christian American
United States, hauled Barry down to the other hospital by chance and registered
- All of this would have worked out fine if Barry had not
wanted to be president and Democrats were ready to hitch to anyone other
- But I digress.
- To answer the question of 'why Canada, eh?'
- We know from a friend on Mercer Island that Ann Dunham
was there with infant Barry. As women were in 1961 in a delicate condition,
where their air travel was deemed harmful just like getting up on a stool,
and hauling babies around was just not done and mothers and infants stayed
usually a week in the hospital, it means that her friend was seeing Ann
and Barry on their way home to Hawaii.
- That means they were someplace else.
- The United States of course is negated as if a baby born
in Spokane was American, there would be no reason to register the baby
twice in Hawaii.
- Kenya being in Africa, required all sorts of vaccinations
for travelers there. A pregnant woman would not be vaccinated, so this
rules out pregnant Ann Dunham.
- This by elimination means Canada for Ann to make baby
Barry jr. just like Barry sr. a full-fledged British subject of the Queen
and future Prime Minister.
- As Kenya was still a colony in 1961 and did not open
a consular office in Ottawa until 1978, that rules out any registration
with Kenya or Ann having a reason to travel by train east into Ottawa as
all she desired was in Vancouver, British Columbia.
- The British Embassy which would handle all commonwealth
information and probably birth registrations passing the information along
to Kenya and perhaps a telegram of congratulations to Barack sr. on having
junior has a consular in Vancouver.
- 1111 Melville Street, Suite 800
- Vancouver, British Columbia V6E 3V6
- Tel: 604 683 4421
- Fax: 604 681 0693
- Email: firstname.lastname@example.org
- Obviously, those records would be extremely interesting
as to the date if it did not match the Hawaii birth certificate in being
sent before his birthday that he was born. Location of course would be
most interesting too if the telegram was from Vancouver or Ottawa embassy
announcing the joyful news.
- Nice part about this too is phone records should still
be available even in Kenya in the date and location calls came in if a
reporter cared to check.
- Where there are definite records are in hospitals. Vancouver
would attract an out of town 18 year old girl to two.
- The first would be the new 1959 constructed Vancouver
General Hospital and the Children's Hospital established in 1947.
- And as white girls having black babies in vanilla Canada
would be quite noticeable along with a girl telling nurses and perhaps
embassy officials, "The daddy is Kenyan and I'm American, but I demand
my baby be a British baby", sort of would stick in the minds of prudish
Canadian nurses who probably only saw black people on boxes of Cream of
- I actually requested a reporter babe to check into this
concerning the hospitals in Hawaii weeks ago as I asked her, "Just
why is everyone taking a Democratic state's word, a Democratic employee's
word for a Democratic candidate?"
- As noted before, Barack Obama's sister, Maya, has 2 online
registered birth months of August and September. This would point to Ann
Dunham having had Maya out of the country, too and in a few weeks hauled
her back to Hawaii for a late registration too to be an American.
- So this is all the Barack Obama BC birth certificate
mess everyone needs to help him out with as he is more qualified with the
above birth certificate to be Canadian Prime Minster than the one DailyKos
has issued in June 2007 in being an American President.
- At least with the above, there is probably a real one
in Vancouver to back it up.
- Barack Obama, BC, (British Columbia) BCE, (Before Conning
Everyone) and AD (Angelic Diety)
- He seems to be a man of all history, past, present and
future depending on the script.
- Post Script: One might note that Dudley Dooright signed
Barack's birth certificate, so we know this one is real too as it is posted