- Howard Dean may hope that the "healing will begin
today," but two blocks away from the northwest Washington Marriott
where the DNC's Rules and Bylaws Committee is meeting right now to try
to figure out Florida and Michigan, the Hillary protesters are occupying
an utterly alternate (and healing-free) universe: a universe in which one
of the big lawn rally's speakers yells that the Democratic Party no longer
is in the business of "promoting equality and fairness for all";
in which a Hillary supporter with two poodles shouts, "Howard Dean
is a leftist freak!"; in which a man exhibits a sign that reads "At
least slaves were counted as 3/5ths a Citizen" and shows Dean whipping
handcuffed people; and in which <http://larrysinclair0926.wordpress.com/>Larry
Sinclair, the Minnesota man who took to YouTube to allege that Barack Obama
had oral sex with him in the back of a limousine in 1999, is one of the
belles of the ball.
- "They almost made me cry this morning when they
told me to get out of there," the blond Sinclair--who's looking roly-poly
and giddy in a blue-and-white striped shirt with a pack of Marlboros protruding
from the breast pocket--says, referring to several nervous protest organizers
who tried to evict him when he first showed up at the rally site early
this morning carrying a box of "Obama's DIRTY LITTLE SECRETS: Murder,
Drugs, Gay Sex" fliers. Since then, though, he goes on, "I have
been totally surprised by the reception I have received!"
- He's not kidding. Clusters of people in Hillary shirts
ask to take their photo with him, one woman covered in Clinton buttons
introduces him to Greta Van Susteren, and he estimates he has handed out
500 fliers. "You could improve your credibility if you downplayed
the gay sex and focused on the drugs," sagely advises one Hillary
supporter with auburn hair and elegant makeup. But in this universe, Sinclair's
credibility doesn't seem to be suffering too much. In fact, he's treated
nearly as well as he might be at a meeting of the Vast Right-wing Conspiracy.
In the thirty minutes I stand with him, only one woman expresses disgust
at his fliers and his willingness to chattily discourse on whether Obama
is "good in bed."
- Earlier, he claims, he even got to take a picture with
Charlie Rangel. "I love him!" Sinclair chirps, though, it must
be said, not as much as he loves Lanny Davis.
- Has it come to this? We tend to assume the Hillary camp's
hot rhetoric--that Obama's less ready than McCain to be commander-in-chief,
that the DNC in Florida is like Mugabe in Zimbabwe--is studied, purposeful,
that they can't really believe it. That may be true at the Lanny Davis
level, but by the time it trickles down to Hillary's most grassroots supporters,
it becomes deadly serious.
- Of the eight Hillary supporters I quiz at the protest
(six of them women), only one says she'd even consider voting for Obama
in the fall. "It's sad. I'm a lifelong Democrat and the party's been
taken over by these Obama people who say they want 'change,'" gripes
Linda of Horseheads, New York, outside the Marriott as a honking car decorated
with a painting of Hillary, a glued-on bust of Cleopatra, and a tampon
drives by. Linda, she says, has already gone to the state Board of Elections
to learn how to write Hillary's name in in November. "So much has
been stolen from her."
- Justine, a self-described "diehard Democrat"
from Greensboro, North Carolina, objects to the write-in idea. "It's
gonna help Barack if you don't vote against him," she says. She and
her friends got Sinclair to autograph their copies of the "Murder,
Drugs, Gay Sex" flier. One of those friends, Jeannie, is living proof
that, at least for some people, the long primary has done its damage. "When
[Obama] first came out, we just thought he was too young," she explains.
"But now I don't think he's qualified at all."
- It's easy to sink into despair here. Standing and watching
all these Democrats chat up Sinclair--who's retained Montgomery Blair Sibley
as his lawyer and says the Republican National Committee has also been
in touch with him--makes me want to fall to my knees, rend my garments,
and start insanely screaming, "Wake up! Wake up! You'll hate a President
John McCain!" But the rhetoric from the top has imparted its poison
below, and the bitterest criticisms of Obama gain traction as they circulate
through the virulently-pro-Hillary echo chamber. "Would you rather
have a president who had an affair [Bill Clinton] or one who was a murderer
[Obama]?" Jeannie, the Greensboro Democrat, asks a fellow in a floppy
Tilley hat and Hillary buttons. "That's a good point," he replies.
- Following instructions from Obama HQ, almost no Obama
supporters have shown up to protest, amplifying the impression of the alternate
Hillary universe. But around the edges, a few small signs of the other
universe peek through, the one in which Barack Obama leads and most Democrats
don't suspect him of multiple felonies. Inside the Marriott's gift shop,
the sales clerk tells me that Democratic bumper stickers have been selling
like crazy today. "Mostly Hillary?" I ask.
- "Actually, mostly Obama," she giggles.
- --Eve Fairbanks