- And Moses saw a George Bush aflame. Consumed by curiosity,
he approached the Bush and it said to him, "Moses, take off your shoes.
You are on holy land." To which Moses humbly answered, "In that
case, you're better off if I keep my shoes on."
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- Said the Bush, "I am the god of Adam, Mayer and
Benedict. You will do my bidding. Get the Jews out of the Land of Israel."
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- "They won't like that. I think they want to stay."
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- "I have prepared the way for you. I have commanded
my emissary Richard Jones to order the wise legal felon Nurit Beinish to
take all civil rights from those who dwell on their ancient land. I have
commanded the trembling cup of iniquity Olmert to remove the arms of the
dwellers and to pass to the Philistines 50 Armored Carriers from the land
of the Rus. If the Jews darest to rebel,they shall be slaughtered like
sheep in a pen. I will appear before the tribes on the ninth of January
and they shall be enamored of me and they shall obey me."
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- "Playing the devil's advocate, if you don't mind,
the Jews will guardeth you with the gang that murderethed Rabin. Praise
be to vicious Peres."
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- "Pereth, ahem, Peres worketh with the Holy See,
god of Blair our ambassador, blessed be his name. How Tony lovest to watcheth
I Love Lucifer. The Jews are indeed a vile and stupid people. You killeth
them and they canst not perceive what thou has wrought. We just knocked
off another one, the wretched Ido Zoldan. The blessed Shabak arrestedth
the murderers and turned them over to the Philistines, who voweth to liberate
the heroes. Tho Shalt Murder, sayeth the burning Bush and the wicked Jews
believeth their leaders coordinated it not with the enemy. We knowest well
how to destroy our perfidious foes. And no mortal piece of dust canst stoppeth
us. I am a god, I am in all places at all times watching over my domain.
Except Fargo, North Dakota, but do not getteth me started."
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- "Come not to Jerusalem I beseechest of thee. The
children of Israel awaiteth thee."
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- "The children of Israel? They're perfectly grown
already. They must to desist being called kiddies. Yet they are a wicked
breed and simpleminded. Hast we not infiltrated all their trusted tribes?
Hast they no one left to lead them? To rebel against the burning Bush,
they are required to act alone. They would rather die before they defendeth
their land. They remain the servants of god, and thus, I say, cannot eateth
in the main dining room. Moses, thou must abide by me. Stareth at the ground.
Below you will see a cobra. Pluck it into your hand."
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- "I defy my lord Bush, for I am willful and stubborn.
I heareth it really stingeth when it biteth."
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- "It was my will to turn it into a rod, but okayeth.
When the Jews are finally expelled or slaughtered, we will meet again at
this mountain. I will giveth thee two tablets. Taketh them and calleth
me in the morning."
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- NOTES
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- Jerusalem Being Refreshed For Bush Visit
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- (IsraelNN.com) -- The City of Jerusalem is undergoing
a NIS 9 million overhaul for US President George W. Bush's visit next month.
Jerusalem's central streets, particularly King David where Bush and his
entourage will be headquartered, will be scrubbed, with potholes being
repaired, garbage cans removed, and flowerpots embedded. US and Israeli
flags will also be affixed along the way. The face lift will focus primarily
on the streets on which the president's entourage will drive, including
the road to the Knesset from the King David Hotel, and the road to the
Old City.
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- Major traffic jams are expected in the area, with security
tightened in an area from the David Citadel Hotel to the Inbal Hotel. Route
1 will also be closed on both sides January 9, as Bush travels from Ben
Gurion International Airport to Jerusalem. He will be accompanied by Prime
Minister Ehud Olmert and President Shimon Peres.
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- Rabin Bodyguard To Protect US President Next Month
- 12 Tevet 5768, 21 December 07 12:05
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- (IsraelNN.com) -- Amnon Ben-Ami, a bodyguard who was
with the late Prime Minister Yitzchak Rabin on the night he was assassinated,
will direct operations for U.S. President George W. Bush's protection when
he visits Israel next month, according to a report Thursday in the Israeli
newspaper Yediot Achronot.
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- Ben-Ami met this week at the Prime Minister's Office
with a plethora of agency heads and other relevant officials to discuss
the upcoming visit, slated for January 9. He said 8,000 police officers
will be providing security during the visit along with American secret
service members.
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- www.thebarrychamishwebsite.com
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- Happy Announcement:
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- After two years of desire and study, my wife, Hebrew
name Chana Chamish, was converted to Judaism on Dec. 23. Wasting no time,
we will be married in a Jewish ceremony on Sunday, Dec. 30, 11 AM at Sons
Of Israel Congregation by Rabbi Cyviak, 161 Cordova St., Saint Augustine.
To members of my list, consider yourself invited to the invocation of our
life together as a Jewish couple. (Congratulations to Barry and Chana
... -JR)
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