By Yoichi Shimatsu
Exclusive to Rense
6-23-25

Those inconspicuous co-believers - Ted, Marco and Don - are showing off their circumcision scars - and t’ain’t pretty to watch the members dangling under the Iranian blade! The next cut is feminizing. Why do Jewish guys have to prove they got big sticks, when they’re so shallow minded, insensitive and get less - excuse the term, ladies - enthusiasm than us normal fellows of average proportion? No, I don’t need a limo or a chanting session at the Wailing Wall to get up at dawn or jump in the sack at night - since my sins are of normal size and rarely honed to perfection, even though the ladies always leave with a smile! So it’s not about envy - it’s simply that my sins of commission are way simpler than their career compromises and lies of omission!

To paraphrase Teddy Roosevelt’s dictum to carry a big stick, Donald Trump showed off more than he should have by dropping humongous GBU-57 mega-bombs on Iran’s Fordow underground nuclear lab and Natanz, another nuke site to the south. Boom-Boom! And like a premature ejaculation, however, the results were minuscule, nearly negligible. The much desired target of Iranian nuclear stockpiles were long absent - trucked out during the Israeli murder spree against starving Palestinian children and their distraught mothers. The slaughter of innocents only goes to show that Bibi Netanyahu is a sadistic murderer of innocents - hardly a biblical saint blessed with Divine grace.

The Iranians astutely suspected, rightly, that the Jewish fascistic regime was on a roll and so hid their valuables from those arrogant heathens. Despite all their macho posturing, the “tough guy” Israelis ended up begging like children robbed of candy for American military assistance to finish the job on the fearsome Iranians. Unfortunately for Netanyahu, his American partner in war crime failed to finish the wet job. The nuclear payload had failed to do the job on a dark night over points unknown. Thus, the self-inflicted trap was set for Trump to make a fool of himself as Bibi’s toy boy. If you stoop any lower, bud, you’ll be licking the Great Dictator’s kosher boots. Where was all that trove of Mossad intelligence secrets to avert this publicity disaster of mission failure?

A Midnight Hammer to America’s Head

Operation Midnight Hammer (delivery of the world’s biggest bunker-buster bomb) has ended in anguished doubt and silent denial, raising as it now does the specters of mission failure and intelligence folly, the exact same formula that scuttled Jimmy Carter’s presidency during the Iran hostage crisis - aka a SNAFU - “Situation Normal: All F-ked Up!” Suspecting that the White House would grovel to the Israeli master-race, the Iranian nuclear scientists silently removed the nuclear materials from the three production facilities slated for intensive bombing: Fordou, Natanz and Isfahan, the core Iranian centers of nuclear enrichment.

It should be noted that the staff at Isfahan include Chinese nuclear experts and one of their missions is undoubtedly reactor safety in event of massive earthquakes based on lessons learned from the devastating Sichuan quake that collapsed a reactor tucked inside a mountain, killing the entire research team. Contrary to the Israeli Likud delusion that Iran is a realm of lunatic jihadists instead of rational foes, the Iranian program has been developing on a standard global model of safety and prevention of accident leaks. It is the American side - filled with Los Alamos hubris - that’s the rogue nuclear state, now preparing to dump enormous mounds of radioactive waste from the Idaho national laboratory onto a federal dump site otherwise known as the state of New Mexico. Who’s the barbarian?

Zero Radioactivity

Donald Trump’s awesome dropping of 30-ton mega-bombs onto Fordou was a dismal failure from its moment of conception as proven by the absence of radiation-detector spikes in airborne readings throughout the Gulf region. The White House is covering over its screw-up with a bogus claim of total “obliteration” of those trio of nuclear-enrichment centers – what a farce! BS in this case stands for Blatant Stupidity. Face the facts, Don - Netanyahu sold you a bill of goods as co-defendant in the Jihad soon to come aka Gulf War III. Adding insult to injury, GBU-57 mega-bombs weighing 30,000 pounds dropped from stealthy B-2 Spirit bombers (the same type of delivery aircraft that Clinton deployed to strick the Chinese Embassy in Belgrade in May 1999) failed to get close to Iran’s enriched uranium cache - much less destroying it - since the stockpiles were no longer at the three target sites. The USAF bombing effort proved to be a dud, a huge waste of American taxpayer dollars and possible financial penalties if and when the Iranians take the Trump admin to an international court of law to recover the cost of damages sustained – which will undoubtedly be nudge up above original replacement costs.

Bad Advice from the King of Vice

This Mission Impossible was initially suggested to Trump by - who else but that obnoxious idiot Bibi Netanyahu on his May visit to the White House. Like a gullible fool enticed in the women’s-wear floor of a NYC department store, Don went for the bait. The amateurish president doubled his loss by failing to “salt” the bomb sites with good-old American uranium just in case those labs had indeed been vacated of their hot commodity. If you’re going to take on anyone as deviously clever as the Persians aka Iranians, a deck of cards up the sleeve is advisable.

Lesson: Winning a war is all about cheating. Otherwise it’s folly for the loser - which is now the White House, caught up in all sorts of excuses for Israeli war crimes inside Palestine and now across Iran. I’ll be seeing you at The Hague, Don! Would love to hear your testimony on behalf of the defense. From my past reporting of heinous Israeli crimes in Holland (Netherlands), I recall the Dutch concept of food is tasteless and the coffee lousy at the World Court. Do you like your coffee with sugar? Because Dutch saccharine is awful. I’ll smuggle a bag of C&H to your friendly watch dog. Because those prison guards are a nasty bunch as witnessed in the demise behind bars of Yugoslavia’s Slobodan Milosevic, who had a stunning resemblance to you, bro’ Don. Yeah, what goes around does come back on you, eh? OK, as your unofficial defense counsel, tell the judges that “Bill Clinton made me do it!” Blame the Democrats on every charge! The Hague sadists have been after Billy boy ever since he had the Chinese Embassy in Belgrade leveled - also by a B2 Stealth bomber (which are more trouble than they’re worth). See you in court!

Who suffers the most from the botched raid? You guessed it – you. The B2 bombers arrived way too late in the game - at tremendous cost to American taxpayers. Sooner than late some foreign court somewhere – likely The Hague – will find the USA culpable for the financial damages to poor little Iran - as if the U.S. taxpayers are supposed to carry Trump’s burden. (Sorry, Don, but as a New Yorker you do know that friendship is one thing whereas money owed is an entirely different matter - something I learned in the Big Apple. I refuse to pay my share of the bomb damage, if only because I’m a Lower Manhattan tightwad!) If anything, the failed American raid has proven the urgency of Iran’s effort to develop a counterstrike nuclear force to retaliate against blatant Israeli aggression and war crimes of its closest allies. The Israeli atrocities have been so monstrously extreme in Palestine and now Iran that I cannot see a way out for the tired old scam of an artificial “State of Israel versus the rising wealth and pride of the Arab League. Advice to Jewish families: Get out while the getting’s good or lose everything.

Build your House on Rock and your Reactor on Sand

The other pressing question is the utter U.S. failure to destroy that deep underground facility under Fordou Mountain. Recent satellite photos show the mountain peaks atop the site had been covered with sand, indicating blanket protection with sand, probably atop a deep underground steel grid. There’s also a possible layer of water sandwiched between the sand barrier and the research lab below. Sand and water probably explain how the blast power of bunker buster was neutralized - or even enabled capture of the mega-bombs intact. If the latter happens to be the case, those blockbusters could complete what the 9-11 job failed to do - wipeout Manhattan. Stupidity in planning can be suicidal. Sorry, Don, I’d hate to see Trump Tower crumble like an Oreo cookie. Dealing with nukes and the Iranians are not a board game, and to the contrary a reality check that can end like losing hand at poker, leaving you shirtless.

Trump’s premature boast is by now a source of embarrassment for foolishly stumbling into a rather primitive trap set by Iranian researchers. The bold raid managed to waste a multi-million dollars at great cost to American taxpayers. Perhaps Donald Trump should pay back the armed forces’ nuclear program with some of his campaign contributions and cash gifts from his corporate donors. If you botch the raid, fess up and pay back what you owe!

As for Israel, it has begun the precipitous downward spiral similarly suffered by Jewish-controlled Ukraine due to military incompetence and leadership hubris of Bibi Netanyahu and Volodymyr Zelenski - what a pair of deuces (pronounced douche bags), total losers! The waste of military assets and taxpayer dollars on futile aggression against Russia and again Iran has begun the now inevitable decline of American power and the end of the good life for Israelis. The Bobsy twins Netanyahu and Trump have seriously screwed up. The past year has been utterly disastrous for the West as the Palestinians and Iranian begin to emerge as brave heroes against vicious cowardly Yid bullies. What an ungodly mess left to Americans by two past-expiry old men out of touch with a changing reality!

Now, after the U.S. bombing campaign, all former Iranian agreements to stop short of nuclear capability is off the table. In all likelihood the next step will likely be development of an array of mobile delivery systems, targeting Israeli and American military assets in and outside the Middle East, including Palestine and Israel’s northern border region. In contrast to the earlier settlers, young Israeli Jews have proven themselves to be from the F-Troop, lousy soldiers and trigger-happy cowardly idiots.

Trump’s utterly useless intervention is contributing to regional and indeed worldwide backlash - which is indeed threatening given the vulnerability of American forces and its allies throughout the Middle East and its fringes. China and Russia are now sitting in the cat-bird’s seat as American society continues to crumble, traditional frontier values totally forgotten. As that old saying goes: “We have met the Enemy and it is us.”

The inept Trump operation also opens up the vulnerability of the nuclear mess within the USA, given the vast stockpile of nuclear materials to be transported out of the Idaho national laboratory to southern New Mexico, which is in close range of Chinese, Venezuelan and possibly Iranian military assets along the Mexico’s border. Another serious problem is the sorry condition of aging and derelict American nuclear power plants, including inoperative reactors near Phoenix and Los Angeles - easily taken out by determined terrorist attack. As the old saw goes: He who plays with fire gets burned.

The basic error in the American anti-nuke game-plan is that Trump did not have the proper authority to launch reactor-busting raids without proper discussion and planning by the Joint Chiefs and civilian nuclear authorities of both the USA and neighboring Canada, which would also be vulnerable to a retaliatory nuclear strike by the aggrieved foreign power(s). Basically, under international law, Trump’s failed counter-nuclear attack was an act of aggression in blatant violation of international law regulating nuclear power. Instead of terminating Iranian capability, the idiotic operation has opened a Pandora’s Box - since from now on Iranian retaliation has justifiable grounds.

Israel’s subsequent strikes at the Fordow site is adding yet more fuel on the nuclear fire, making itself as another first-strike offender. He who strikes first cannot complain about retaliation at the World Court. At a psychological level, what we’ve been seeing is the suicidal mania in a deranged Netanyahu, whose madness is a contagion that has affected Trump while also awakening the entire Middle East to the need to eliminate those troublemakers.

The Reactor Defense Strategy

The inability to detect radioactive releases in the atmosphere over the Middle East is an embarrassment to the White House. Missing from the desert air is telltale evidence of radioactive particles streaming out of underground blast sites. The stealth bomber missions against three nuclear production centers were duds easily repelled by the clever Persian minds of Iranian scientists and their workforce.

How did the Iranians stymie those “invincible” mega-bombs? It’s more easily done than said. In theory, the heavy tonnage of explosives would have landed on a mountain slope, readily penetrated the soil and shattered the underlying rock prior to and after detonation. The tremendous blast would then shatter and thereby destabilize the mountain’s core structure, resulting in a cave-in crushing lab facilities and workshops hidden inside deep tunnels. Great theory does not always amount to the desired destructive effect.

The existing photo of the Fordow site discloses an engineered terrain. The lab is located between and under a cluster of pointed peaks, which appear to be reshaped by human effort to be pointy in shape, reminiscent of a spear tip. Below the cluster of peaks the ground appears to be strangely terra-formed by design rather than in the shape of sloping valleys that one sees whenever hiking in the wild. The appearance of shallow distance between mountain peaks and plain is odd. That is unless those hilly flat areas were terra-formed - artificially redesigned and repurposed.

What is seen on a satellite-snapped photo is a vast and deep man-made terrain of gravel. The secret to stopping and neutralizing a mega-bomb is an underlying layer of gravel and lower down a thick layer of sand. Beneath that top layer is presumably a second layer of sand and fine gravel permeated with water. The buoyancy and natural resistance of that gravel-sand-and-water combo would slow the downward momentum of the mega-bomb - sort of like a barrel tossed into dense sludge, popping back to the surface. The blast was thus slowed to a standstill - far above the targeted underground nuclear lab.

Afloat rather than deep down, the bomb’s explosion was muffled and radically contained and thereby suppressed in the sludge. Meanwhile the hidden laboratory farther down was unaffected by the shock waves, which have been weakened by layer of sludge. The clever “Earth-works” of the Iranian construction team prevented the world’s largest conventional bomb from penetrating the nuclear lab. The clever use of simple materials and indeed primitive floatation principles to slow the momentum of a heavy object and contain the blast were brilliant ploys and indeed a triumph of mind over matter

Rashness of Quick Thinking

It was the younger son of Ozzie and Harriet, Ricky Nelson who crooned the tune: “Fools Rush in where wise men dare not go”. After a week of distance combat between the Israeli military and Iranian revolutionary guards, it became apparent that the Iranians would not only survive the missile blitz but also punish the Israelis with volleys of rockets, outnumbering their opponents on the issue of missile stockpiles. At that moment, despite his promises to refrain from military intervention, Donald Trump (being a civilian who has never seen military service) panicked and ordered the USAF to load B-2 bombers with the much vaunted Bunker Buster bombs. Apparently the Americas and Israeli strategists were totally unaware of the Iranian’s clever nature-based earthworks as an alternative to hardened underground facilities vulnerable to deep penetration weaponry.

Apparently the president’s pledge to hold off from participation in the 2-way war was a ruse, a deliberate deception to pull off the Big Bomb drop. Well, it was a flop that make Trump look like a liar and a fool, sad to say. Unpredictability is why generals avoid deploying untested and uncertain weaponry during the early round of wars. The inability to penetrate the underground labs was a spectacular setback, which makes Americans appear to be clueless fools. Nobody’s laughing however, due to the Netanyahu regime’s blatant violation of the basic rules of modern warfare - such as not starving or shooting unarmed captive mothers and children.

The failure of the Big Bomb has added folly to rights violations, by now emboldening China and Russia to pressure the USA and Israel to back off - or else - after making fools of themselves. Around the world a distinct sense of disgust is rising and spreading around the world against Israel - and now due to Trump’s clumsy blunder, the USA is also finding itself to be an international pariah. In short two black eyes, one for Bibi and the other earned by Don - both suddenly cut down to size - as Jewish junior gangland hustlers rather than international heroes.

This writer earlier warned that Israel’s crazed war-making should be left to Vice President J.D. Vance, a veteran of the Iraq War, to handle with probity and with caution learned earlier during George W. Bush’s utter disaster for American troops and Iraqi civilians. But classically, Don rushed in where wise men dare not go. What a SNAFU eh? As in “situation normal - AFU.” We’re fed up with being lied to, alright. The big beautiful Bomb turned out to be a blunderbuss, a loose cannon that broke down like one of those poorly maintained city buses in Lower Manhattan clogging commuter traffic at rush hour.

Though I hate to say it like a New Yorker - “I told yah so!” Keeping a low profile when our “little ally” is such a puny D-Head like Bibi results only in shame and worse - global demands for trillions of shekhels or U.S. dollars in war reparations and damage to property which the Israeli Jews richly deserve to pay the Palestinians along with spacious lots of prime farmland and posh residential space where Tel Aviv used to be. If the USA is also implicated, there goes the impossible national debt skyrocketing somewhere up in the airspace that used to be the Twin Towers.

So long - and see you soon Bibi! I am eagerly looking forward to hearing your defense plea at the International War Crimes Tribunal in The Hague. Shalom! Oh, and I do agree with you that “War is Hell”.