By Yoichi Shimatsu
Exclusive to Rense
11-18-25

The American tradition of “Equal Opportunity for All” has intriguing implications in the rare (mercenary) demand of the Eppie girls’ to not only to discredit their deceased employer Jeffrey Epstein but also expose the names of former paying customers of two decades ago, those friends of their Jewish paymaster and “pimp” Jeffrey Epstein. Given the privacy of massage parlors (which I’ve sometimes patronized for – believe it or not – aching muscles incurred during my mountain trekking across the Himalayas), there is fine line between sore muscle relaxation and sexual services such as a BJ aka oral stimulation and handy-work as the full on prelude to sexual intercourse. I generally prefer the massage services of elderly women to avoid the income-boosting strategies of newcomer girls out to prove their esoteric skills and then quell their demands for exorbitant fees equivalent to 20 U.S. dollars.

“Have to save my energy for my new bride” is how to get out of sweaty blackmail threats by lying, even though the hired hand is probably more fun that the current girlfriend with all sorts of familial complications and other excuses for under-performance. As put in the Japanese movie character Tora-san (Mr. Tiger): “It’s tough to be a man.” That’s especially a truism in a massage parlor when one’s money is better spent outside on swilling beer with pals in a local dive.

In addition, many of those young women in their late teens and above (many decades out of sync with the actual age of puberty in modern society, especially in Latino coke-snorting Miami) receiving gratuities and verbal compliments from male clients as reward for tooting the horn. For the appreciative guy that gets to be expensive – gifts of jewelry, restaurant meals, cash for the services rendered, loans for their relatives and Christmas presents for the kids. The giver of sexual services invariably gets more out of the trade than the naïve purchaser whose disgruntled girlfriend is “not putting out lately”. In the Epstein affair most of those self-serving hypocritical (voluntary law-breaking) female sluts being what they are: massage parlor prostitutes or, common street hookers for hire, are now decades later voicing feminist outrage at their former paying customers and generous deceased boss. Decades after “game over” those indecent sluts are demanding monetary compensation as if they are victims of Nazi-era concentration camps. What a load of weepy fake crapola that the cynical Democrats – most of them being serious perverts – are dishing out to American men!

Any proper business-woman of the night aka madam would scold and dock the wages of such indiscreet tattle-tales as unbecoming of the world’s oldest profession and furthermore dock their pay and ground them with janitorial toilet duty. From the Wild West to the World of Suzie Wong, prostitution is a well-paid profession, and if Miss Kitty of Gunsmoke was their madam, those sort of blabbers would be tarred and feathered and run out of Dodge. Jeffrey was way too much of a gentleman with a penchant for semi-legal action under Florida state tradition - but as far as the known record goes all his willing “victims” aka young partners were well beyond pre-puberty. Not to say it’s right or proper, since my own self-restraint demands mutual sexual consent of females over 25, whether they be professionals or amateur volunteers for a roll inside the sound-proof dark room. I am a more ethical amateur than that high-ranking sex-fiend Epstein but still managed to lose much of my personal fortune on free-spending on the morning-after unaffordable dress, expensive meals and “car-fare” for the ladies, the sum total being far more than I received in their limited hours of service. They bankrupted me, I did not rob them of anything more than a couple of hours of low-quality performance. Yes Tora-san, it’s tough to be a man in a feminized world. Unlike Eppie, at least I did not lose my life as a stern example of a hedonist pig dying in a prison poke, the ultimate threat to American manhood posed by Epstein's mysterious death by unsolved murder.

In short, the Epstein “girls” now shockingly unattractive women (who lacked feminine beauty even during their professional years) should be rewarded today with a 50 lashes of a whip each for their youthful consent to income-earning as a high-society massage girl. Eppie being long dead, his girls bear the burden of guilt for illegal prostitution! That’s the Law, baby! In other societies, even socially proper Japan much less loose-as-a-goose Thailand, a former prostitute never squeals like a porker at her former paying clients and lovers, but meekly gets married to some rich peasant and tends to their family business. The world’s oldest trade - since Eve was bonked by that strangers in a space-suit – has the professional courtesy to keep the mouth shut and her thighs open for her proper husband, since the earliest case study being the naive cuckold Adam - the granddaddy of all of us dumb yokels unwary of a woman’s guile.

In a fair and free world, it is Epstein who should be cash-back rewarded to compensate for the media slander (do not try to tell me that the vast majority of publishers and journalists have never set foot in a bordello or stripper bar - since that goes along with overseas assignments of the journalist and foreign business trades). Even in hardline Muslim Dubai, there are many pretty ladies of the night desperately available for a guy with a bankroll - because animalistic human nature and fiscal greed thrives even in the remotest of places. That was true way back in the Victorian Age, judging from the lurid novels of that period of colonialist expansion, as in the world’s most famous pornographic novel “Fanny Hill”. So cut the angelic posturing, you horny Democrat Congressional sleaze-bags, you who are all implicated in fetishism and whoredom and queer back-room dramas! And your Adam - as in shifty Schiff - is a master at gay torture of black boys, really perverse stuff, like pouring their dissolved remains into the Standard Hotel sewer lines - the sick weird stuff of the Marquis de Sade. Angels are found in Heaven to receive our prayers for unattainable redemption not in the sleazy bordellos of this planet.

The Job of Pleasure is often Painful

As for the Epstein girls, these aging professional beggars deserved not even a Coke (double entendre) on a hot afternoon in the Florida Keys. OMG, they were forced into sex-slave services at a young age, these lying beaches complain decades later. Bull-crap! In the reality of that hedonistic era in sinful Florida, teen sex was wide open in exchange for dollars spent on cheap jewelry, tiny bikinis, marijuana and sweet mixed drinks from consenting bartenders.Most were precocious sex fiends since their early teens, which Epstein had the smarts to hire on as cheap meat for parties with his biz pals - who were quite used to feminine services in Asia, Europe and of course the streets of New York, LA and Miami. Hypocrites moan as in Casablanca: “I am shocked, just shocked that fornication is going on in there!” The young masseuses of Florida were lower-class “white trash” girls - a dime a dozen - who would otherwise be offering up their vaginas to punk rockers, motorcycle ganglanders or the cute football player next door aka as “companions” from the Sluts-R-Us sorority - and certainly not the prim frigid types in the church choir singing Handel’s “Messiah” at Christmas. Indeed there is nothing more profane and pagan than a former willing, happy and able slut who is by now reaching menopause posing as a chaste society woman raped by armed bandits and dump naked on a roadside. Nothing of the sort ever happened at Eppie’s Island. Those “young ladies” got enriched instead. Due to my early life experiences, I actually prefer proper church women for companionship and discussions about the limits of morality, of course. They are more sincere in bed although not very competent as proven in the case of Scarlet O’Hara of “Gone with the Wind” notoriety. Yeah, ever since Adam bit the Apple, men have been doomed to do all the work.

As for Eppie’s battalion of female recruits, all were hardened practitioners of the sex trade since early life – aka Florida trailer trash. Age past the threshold of puberty is not at issue since their professional commitment to “the world’s oldest profession” did not involve any pre-puberty child sex (which until the Epstein scandal the news media rarely if ever reported on, including during the boy-toy goings on during the hushed up Boys’ Town/Congressional page scandal two decades ago. Since Epstein paid well, the most he should have gotten from a court of law was a slap-on-the-hand fine of maybe a thousand bucks in back-pay for his corps of willing and able masseuses. Why should those spoiled brats get treatment in the land of Miami Vice? The murder pf Epstein in prison was far worse of a crime that has gone unsolved. Was it a prison guard, one of the squealer prisoners or a special outside team from some eager-beaver intel agency (the Clinton-Biden people) who murdered Jeffrey? That is the actual heinous crime in need of thorough investigation – not the fate of junior varsity hookers. Epstein was a creep but that has very little bearing on the task of arresting his killer in what must be state-sponsored silencing of a potential key witness. Get your priorities straight, you crooked Democrat idolizers of those perverse sex maniacs Bill and Hunter. Your hypocrisy is vomit in the gutters where your type belongs!

When Sex is Barely Legal

On street corners of every entertainment district in the USA - along with nearly all the rest of the world other than Greenland, where it takes a lot of sperm whale oil to get it up - a female enticer ready to trade a night of make-believe “love” for a purse full of dollars is easily spotted, often under a street lamp or the dark corner of a bar entrance. Been there, done that - although not with street-lamp pickups but with proper professional hookers, usually unwed mothers with space for experimentation and an urgent need to buy Christmas presents for her kids and nephews or nieces. On part it was purely charity. Many of those ladies of the night are proper law-abiding females working professional day jobs and often eager for male attentiveness following a rocky divorce and bankruptcy. The honest hooker deserves public respect for keeping men in proper shape out of porno theaters and stripper joints and , most of all, away from queer-dom.

That’s just hormonal biology doing what it does best in mammals and no big deal except for the lurid puritanical American press, a pack of hypocrite editors and so-called “journalists” aka sensationalist rumor-mongers - “shocking, just shocking, there’s bonking going on in there!” The mainstream press and their Democrat feeders stoop low to conquer, eh? Not impressive reporting at all but spurious distraction from the far more serious ills harming this nation now undergoing a painful political divorce. And another question is: Why is underage queer sex and consequential young male prostitution not under the Democrat microscope? The code of sexual equality should also apply to former underage boys who were taken sexual advantage of by homosexual men (the count or roll call of that perversion could begin in Congress). Senator Schiff, you may begin the roll call of fellow offenders!

The inspirational Epstein example should revive the old Puritan tradition of fallen women being court-ordered to wear a red “A” patch over their hearts as famously described in Nathanial Hawthorn’s “The Scarlet Letter”. The State of Florida should instate a stylish Hester Prynne “A” (for adultery) for every Eppie Girl and Miami Latina disco slut to wear in public, as a seal of remorse, repentance and retribution against wealthy and powerful men and innocent boys. The A-team blouses could be flogged (publicized for sale not whipped online to fallen females around the world, as a mark of pride for being truth-tellers exposing childhood sweethearts, college jocks, arrogant businessmen and political hacks - all guilty of robbing females of their precious virginity. Photos of their lovers should be posted online to promote Internet-sponsored blackmail of embarrassed fathers and business leaders. Perhaps instead of prison sentences gas-ovens should be fired up to eliminate sexually active men. Yeah, dream on you vindictive witches!

Or instead, Americans should just get over self-punishing guilt and get on with making their lives great and respectful again without idiotic complications. Get over the obsessive vices of your drunken sophomoric years - Epstein’s dead and ain’t coming back, while Americans and Florida has moved on toward deporting illegals and dealing with the lethal dope dealers of Venezuela, Mexico and their Latino partners. There is an intercontinental war to fight to save children from addictive candy and put an end to the national scourge of wasted dope-heads on the streets and homeless camps.

Hypocrisy abounds, especially among Democrat supporters who condemn Epstein’s business cronies while trying to ignore the prostitution inside Latin dance clubs and hip-hop gatherings - both being pick-up centers for fashionably young prostitutes. Feminist America, face it, is becoming one big market for women to whore their bodies to the highest bidders. Mammon rules over mammary glands. Fortunately, the President being a New Yorker comprehends this disgusting out-of-control situation, and knows how to cure it with two and a half words: “You’re Fired!” Yeah, sweep all the offenders down the New York gutters and into the sewers. The moment of Kulturkampf aka Total Culture War has arrived!