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Announcement Of DNC 2024 Line-Up - Satire



7-22-24

The 2024 Democrat National Convention (DNC) line-up

  • The Nation of Islam (will also be providing security) 
  • Obama "Change We Can Believe In" dead-end morons 
  • Gays from various groups
  • Assorted transgender groups 
  • Old White/Jew pedophiles 
  • Progressive/Communist/ Socialist Jews who hate Palestinians 
  • Palestinian and Muslim groups who hate Progressive/Communist/ Socialist Jews, and those wanting to behead "non-believers"
  • La Raza
  • DEI hires hoping to keep their "jobs"
  • Released hardcore inmates
  • Anybody from any country willing to vote Democrat

  • The 2024 DNC will be brought to you by your neighbor's overpriced, empty house - BlackRock 
    A Note from BlackRock: This convention was made possible as a result of our failed assassination attempt on Donald J. Trump on 7/13/2024. We apologize for the inconvenience this convention may cause.