Turning Back The Clock Of History
By Jim Kirwan
“…Only yesterday came news that Syrian rebels plan to give Israel the Golan Heights in exchange for creation of a no-fly zone against the Assad regime.
In an even bolder move, it is now revealed, Israel will withdraw its settlers from communities beyond the settlement blocs—and relocate them at least temporarily to Ukraine.
Ukraine made this arrangement on the basis of historic ties and in exchange for desperately needed military assistance against Russia. This surprising turn of events had an even more surprising origin: genetics, a field in which Israeli scholars have long excelled”.
“It is well known that, sometime in the eighth to ninth centuries, the Khazars, a warlike Turkic people, converted to Judaism and ruled over a vast domain in what became southern Russia and Ukraine. What happened to them after the Russians destroyed that empire around the eleventh century has been a mystery. Many have speculated that the Khazars became the ancestors of Ashkenazi Jews.
Arabs have long cited the Khazar hypothesis in attempts to deny a Jewish historical claim to the land of Israel. During the UN debate over Palestine Partition, Chaim Weizmann responded, sarcastically: “lt is very strange. All my life I have been a Jew, felt like a Jew, and I now learn that I am a Khazar.” In a more folksy vein, Prime Minister Golda Meir famously said: “Khazar, Schmazar. There is no Khazar people. I knew no Khazars In Kiev. Or Milwaukee. Show me these Khazars of whom you speak.”
Contrarian Hungarian ex-communist and scientist Arthur Koestler brought the Khazar hypothesis to a wider audience with The Thirteenth Tribe (1976), in the hope that disproving a common Jewish “racial” identity would end antisemitism. Clearly, that hope has not been fulfilled. Most recently, left-wing Israeli historian Shlomo Sand’s The Invention of the Jewish People took Koestler’s thesis in a direction he had not intended, arguing that because Jews were a religious community descended from converts they do not constitute a nation or need a state of their own. Scientists, however, dismissed the Khazar hypothesis because the genetic evidence did not add up.
Until now. In 2012, Israeli researcher Eran Elhaik published a study claiming to prove that Khazar ancestry is the single largest element in the Ashkenazi gene pool. Sand declared himself vindicated, and progressive organs such as Haaretz and The Forward trumpeted the results.
Israel seems finally to have thrown in the towel. A blue-ribbon team of scholars from leading research institutions and museums has just issued a secret report to the government, acknowledging that European Jews are in fact Khazars. (Whether this would result in yet another proposal to revise the words to “Hatikvah” remains to be seen.) At first sight, this would seem to be the worst possible news, given the Prime Minister’s relentless insistence on the need for Palestinian recognition of Israel as a “Jewish state” and the stagnation of the peace talks. But others have underestimated him at their peril. An aide quipped, when life hands you an etrog, you build a sukkah.
Speaking off the record, he explained, “We first thought that admitting we are really Khazars was one way to get around Abbas’s insistence that no Jew can remain in a Palestinian state. Maybe we were grasping at straws. But when he refused to accept that, it forced us to think about more creative solutions. The Ukrainian invitation for the Jews to return was a godsend. Relocating all the settlers within Israel in a short time would be difficult for reasons of logistics and economics. We certainly don’t want another fashlan like the expulsion of the settlers in the Gaza Hitnatkut [disengagement].
Speaking on deep background, a well-placed source in intelligence circles said: “We’re not talking about all the Ashkenazi Jews going back to Ukraine. Obviously that is not practical. The press as usual exaggerates and sensationalizes; this is why we need military censorship.”
All Jews who wish to return would be welcomed back without condition as citizens, the more so if they take part in the promised infusion of massive Israeli military assistance, including troops, equipment, and construction of new bases.
If the initial transfer works, other West Bank settlers would be encouraged to relocate to Ukraine, as well. After Ukraine, bolstered by this support, reestablishes control over all its territory, the current Autonomous Republic of Crimea would once again become an autonomous Jewish domain. The small-scale successor to the medieval empire of Khazaria (as the peninsula, too, was once known) would be called, in Yiddish, Chazerai.”
kirwan: One wonders if the current occupants of Ukraine including Crimea would have anything to do with turning back the clock to the eighth or ninth century. If so then that would set a major precedent for thousands of peoples around the planet to also decide to reverse the clock and claim their supposed ‘right to return’ to places in which none of them have ever lived: Especially if they want to return as Israeli’s apparently now want to, by displacing the existing population—just as they did to the Palestinians!
““As you know,” the spokesman continued, “the Prime Minister has said time and again: we are a proud and ancient people whose history here goes back 4,000 years. The same is true of the Khazars: just back in Europe and not quite as long. But look at the map: the Khazars did not have to live within ‘Auschwitz borders.’”
“As the Prime Minister has said, no one will tell Jews where they may or may not live on the historic territory of their existence as a sovereign people. He is willing to make painful sacrifices for peace, even if that means giving up part of our biblical homeland in Judea and Samaria. But then you have to expect us to exercise our historical rights somewhere else. We decided this will be on the shores of the Black Sea, where we were an autochthonous people for more than 2000 years. Even the great non-Zionist historian Simon Dubnow said we had the right to colonize Crimea. It’s in all the history books. You can look it up.””
kirwan: “The Right to Colonize” should have been formally written out of existence with the creation of the U.N., but was not. Meanwhile we should not forget how Palestine became “the chosen target”. In the time before the Balfour Agreement, Palestine was the only place on earth that accepted Jews without regard to their status elsewhere on the earth. Jews were less than 10% of Israel, when it became the target of the Jewish takeover of Palestine. The Jews that had been welcomed into Palestine were treated fairly and honestly, they were no different, than were any other people who came to live and prosper in Palestine. The Jews lived there and integrated into the society even intermarrying with Palestinians: And contemporary Israel repaid that kindness by slaughtering the Palestinians for the last 66 years, non-stop!
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“We’d like to think of it as sort of a homeland-away-from-home,” added the anonymous intelligence source. “Or the original one,” he said with a wink. “After all, Herzl wrote about the Old-New Land, didn’t he? And the transition shouldn’t be too difficult for the settlers because, you know, they’ll still get to feel as if they are pioneers: experience danger, construct new housing, carry weapons. The women can continue to wear scarves on their heads, and the food won’t be very different from what they already eat.”
In retrospect, we should have seen this coming, said a venerable State Department Arabist, ticking off the signs on his fingers: a little-noticed report that Russia was cracking down on Israeli smuggling of Khazar artifacts, the decisions of both Spain and Portugal to give citizenship to descendants of their expelled Jews, as well as evidence that former IDF soldiers were already leading militias in support of the Ukrainian government. And now, also maybe the possibility that the missing Malaysian jet was diverted to Central Asia.
A veteran Middle East journalist said: “It’s problematic, but in a perverse way, brilliant. In one fell swoop, Bibi has managed to confound friend and foe alike. He’s put the ball back in the Palestinians’ court and relieved the pressure from the Americans without actually making any real concessions.
Meanwhile, by lining up with the Syrian rebels and Ukraine, as well as Georgia and Azerbaijan, he compensates for the loss of the Turkish alliance and puts pressure on both Assad and Iran. And the new Cypriot-Israeli gas deal props up Ukraine and weakens the economic leverage of both the Russians and the Gulf oil states. Just brilliant.””
kirwan: That last bit is believed in by only the most desperate Israeli’s. So now that the Jews have given us another history lesson, what will Putin and Russia have to say about all this: Especially given the 10,000 heavily armed mercenaries that are leaving Hungry to attack Ukraine which should be getting under way within just hours?
Moreover given the fact of the massive slaughter of the Palestinians, by the same Jews that now want to emigrate again: How many of them will be forced to face tribunals in the Hague for the crimes they have already committed during the 66 years of their genocide and the slaughter of the population of Palestine? Who will pay for all that stolen land? Who will be compensated and how many will be hung for crimes against humanity—before emigrating to the country that is also supposedly theirs because their ancestors once lived there!
Just because the Jews have decided to invade Ukraine and other nations, what exactly gives them or anyone else the right to simply return to any place where hundreds of years ago their ancestor’s once prospered? Especially without first paying for all the massive crimes they did by doing what the Jews did to Palestine not to mention all those other countries that Israel has attacked during the 66 years of literal hell, that Israel has put the entire world through, just because of what they have said is “a right” by heritage and history”!
Because if that’s true then contemporary borders around the world will need to revert all the way back to whatever is deemed to be convenient for those who are choosing to re-write history, just to suit their fantasies, without any consideration of what they’ve already done in their present place of residence!
Just like the very existence of Israel today, this is total crap that goes beyond the ability of words to even begin to describe this arrogantly outrageous hubris which has no place in anything that even claims to be civilized.
Hell it’s no wonder the world seems to be embracing a return to the Dark Ages at the speed of light: With ideas like this, we’ll all soon be dead or living in the caves we once called “home”…
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