- A Bend, Oregon policeman had a perfect spot to watch
for speeders, but wasn't getting many. Then he discovered the problem
-- a 12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign,
which read 'RADAR TRAP AHEAD.' The officer also found the boy had an accomplice
who was down the road with a sign reading 'TIPS' and a bucket full of money.
(And we used to just sell lemonade!)
- A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding
through an automated radar post in Pendleton, Oregon . A $40 speeding
ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture
of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo of handcuffs.
- A young woman was pulled over for speeding. An
Oregon State Trooper walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket
book. She said, "I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the State
Trooper's Ball." He replied, "Oregon State Troopers don't have
balls." There was a moment of silence. He then closed his book,
tipped his hat, got back in his patrol car and left.