- Yes, happy, happy anniversary, Ted.
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- Oh, so sorry, I meant SENATOR Ted.
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- Picture this, People:
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- It's 39 years ago today. Smoking in a bar was allowed.
There you were, having a Camel, when all of a sudden, the barkeep (that's
an old Boomer term, Barkeep is also known as Bar Tender), all of a sudden,
the Barkeep drew you a cold one from the tap.
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- Listen to the sound of an ice cold draft beer, your favorite
brand, creamily pouring into your icy cold mug. Wonderful sound ain't it?
And today, you are dying of lung schmutz due to a lifetime of Camel smoking.
Camel, the cigarette that more doctors smoked than any other brand.
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- And ... the cigarette that doctors surveyed to cause
less sore throats than any other brand. Of course, 90% of all-a
them docs are now resting, prematurely, in pieces.
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- Anyway, back to the point. Not the one on top of my head,
but the one on top of Teddy's head. Thirty-nine years this day, (Sing the
song, chillen) Jo Jo Jo Kopeckny jumped off the Cape Cod bridge... Cha,
cha cha. (Hick! Excuse me).
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- Yes, Jo Kopeckni jumped out of Ted's car whilst you and
tens of thousands of doctors were smoking Camels and sucking down beer.
But not Teddy-Baby. Nope. He was sober as a judge. HAH!
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- Today is the day that Ted Kennedy, Senator Extraordinaire,
Lawmaker par excellence, Liberal Role Model and still Senator of the State
of Chaos, also known as Massasooochettes. Massachooochoo ... whatever.
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- Isn't it just wonderful that such things may happen in
this country, also known as Amerika? Where felons can vote in most states.
Where (thanks, Ted) tens of thousands of illegal aliens POUR across our
southern border each month, where said aliens, all illegal, get bennies
that even solid, law abiding We the Sheeple people don't get from our fearless
erected lederhosen wearing *leaders* and ... well, you get the message,
eh?
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- Yes, only in Amerika, folks. Only in Amerika. Thank God
that such a country exists, where murdering, illegal alien thugs and
murdering Senators get to pass 'go' when the rest of us peons get peed
on daily.
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- Ain't this a GREAT COUNTRY?
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- You bet your bippies it is. And Ted, my congratulations
for a career and a life, well lived. Too bad Mary Jo didn't make it with
you. But then, "Are there no prisons? (not for the elite)? Are
there no workhouses? (not for the non peed-ons). Are there?"
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- Nope. Happy anniversary Everyone and Lord, please let
Everyone wake up from our deep sleep.
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- Thank you, Lord.
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- Morty
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