- That is a statement according to the Gospel of Wooldridge.
Or izzit an Epistle? No matter, it's all true anyway. But boy oh boy are
you guys in for a surprise.
-
- My personal and most sincere recommendation is for you
readers to please sit down. Take your blood pressure medicine and maybe
some thorazine. This is gonna blow you away. Unless, of course, you are
liberal in your views.
-
- This just in to Morty's Cabin Newsroom:
-
- The United States Census Bureau has a *new name* for
white Americans. You will be known, in the new census, as "NON HISPANIC
WHITE AMERICANS!" That's right. And allow me, please, to repeat that.
NON HISPANIC WHITE AMERICANS! Exclamation point is required by Conservatives
and optional for Liberals.
-
-
- Under ordinary circumstances we MortyVille residents
would not object to this new moniker. However, under the present circumstance
of Political Correctness and the ACLU, we believe this is prejudicial
and DEMAND that the Census Bureau call other ethnic groups by similar names
and implement a slight change. For example ...
-
-
- Italian White Americans
- Hispanic White Americans
- Jewish White Americans
- Non White, White Americans (for the Sephardic only)
- Etc.
-
- In this manner, no one is left out. Oh, we almost forgot,
the Census will be a lot longer since there will be a lot more information
and categories, and therefore we will be chopping down many more trees,
more than if we used the old nomenclature. But hey, it's worth it, right?
-
- Of course it is. And by golly Miss Molly, we are going
to abide by the new world order ... Whether or not we like it. The World
... it's shrinking. The new world, that is. For example; Mexico and
Canada will become North America. However we in MortyVille think it will
be called North Amerika out of respect for the new NAZI influence. Hey,
I am NOT kidding here folks. Our police agencies are already beginning
to prepare for their new role in controlling AmeriKans for our new role
in society. Slavery.
-
-
- For one thing, we will no longer have to abide by that
pesky Constitution thingie. Instead, we will be ruled by Presidential orders.
And you will obey. You will be required to have ID information installed
inside your bodies, buried under the skin similar to what we do to identify
our aminals. (I am sorry, my spelling may be a little off, as I must drink
mass quantities of Gripple before writing about this subject. If I do not,
I usually have a nervous breakdown and once that happens, I hafta take
more thorazine. Once that happens, I tend to zombie out for hours and hours).
-
-
- As Americans, we enjoyed all of which was bestowed upon
us by our beloved Constitution. We enjoyed the benefit of having elected
officials who followed the tenets of that Constitution. Now, the Constitution
is, as I stated above, a pesky little, ratty bunch of pain in the neck
rules and suggestions which, frankly, are not worthy of our present administration
or for that matter, the last few administrations. And that document is
also a pain in the rump roast for those in the Senate and Congress. In
general, they don't like it. It sort of gets in the way of the 'progress'
our leaders wish to make. You may, if you wish, use the German word
for 'Leader." That would be "FUHRER."
-
- SIG HEIL? No, SIG SAUER! Nope, not that needer
-
- In my not so humble opinion, Sig makes a great
product. But you will no longer be able to own one. They, meaning
your liberal, conservative and etc., fuhrers, will ensure that you do not
own one of those Sigs. Or any other brand for that matter.
-
- So throw away your guns. Discard your intellects. Take
your copy of the Constitution and place it in the round file. Or better,
put it in the shredder. You do have a shredder, do you not? 'Cause
if'n you dasn't, you'd better get one. You're gonna need it to get rid
of all your patriotic crappola. You know what I am talking about. The "Pre-New
Work Order" stuff. Begin getting rid of it now, before it's too late
and you get arrested, and not just your development, but your life.
-
-
- Before I forget ... it was Arlen Specter, Republican
from Pennsylvania, who wants NOT to call the Amnesty Bill, 'Amnesty.'
-
- DUH! Why the hell not? It *is* amnesty. He also said
the new worker bill would restore the RULE OF LAW.
- Excuse my second DUH!
-
- It was the law, our law, which was broken by illegal
aliens in coming here. How is this restoring the rule of law? Huh? Specter,
how does it feel to be a Dingleberry?
-
- Let's cut to the chase. Our government is in the process
of taking from us our greatest asset ... that which helped make America
the greatest nation on the earth. Along with that Constitution going away,
your rights, your guns, knives, forks and spoons ... everything you own,
can be a weapon. Who knows, we may have to resort to collapsible chopsticks.
-
- Learn to like oriental food. Or lump it and eat with
your hands.
-
- Morty wrote this.
-
- (psst! are they coming for me yet?)
-
- Jim Mortellaro,
- AKA, Morty
- Web Site: http://www.mortyscabin.net/
- Email us At:
- Morty@MortysCabin.Net
|
