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Congroids
By Ted Lang
Exclusive to Rense.com
5-25-7

Robots and androids and cyborgs, oh my! An old TV commercial for a major industrial corporation offered: "If it can be imagined, it can be done!" And if one thinks about that corporate motto, and applies it to the terms offered, it is beginning to appear that their actual realization is now at hand and an undeniable reality. Oh my!
 
It is sad to note, however, that such manmade machines, made specifically to replace or enhance human capabilities, are more often than not the products of extensive intellectual effort on the part of our species' and envisioned as most strategically applicable in our never-ending quest for the most efficient means of our own glorified and celebrated self-destruction; namely, war. We now have the "Talon" program, which is a small robotic tank equipped with simulated mechanical arms and hands with cameras for eyes. It can be mounted with deadly combat weapons such as rocket launchers and machine-guns. It is operated from a computer keyboard and the operator receives audio-visual and thermal transmissions from the robot on his computer screen. Obviously, this system will eventually be enhanced to include x-ray, laser and chemical sensing devices permitting these transmissions and weaponry as well.
 
Such robots as the Talon can be used for bomb retrieval, or to launch a full-scale attack, as the machines don't experience pain and are of course more expendable on a larger scale than would be the case with an army of humans. At least this is the thinking for now. Just think of the implications of hundreds and thousands of these robotic "soldiers." And think of the rapidly improving science and engineering technology which will make robots look and act more like people on an increasing basis. And remember, if it can be imagined, well, you know! 
 
A robot designed to act and look like a human being is called an android. A cyborg is a human fitted with mechanical enhancements allowing improvement or expansion of human physical capabilities. The latter technology is being increasingly demonstrated by the expanding use and efficiency of artificial limbs and prosthetic devices, again made all the more common as a result of the human proclivity for destroying one another. Is it, therefore, hard to imagine, that one day, artificial machine parts will greatly enhance the physical capabilities of humans and be specifically designed to that end as an "improvement" benefiting our warmongering tendencies? Think of Lucas' Darth Vader. Oh my!
 
Androids, it would seem, will present the greatest challenge. Designing a machine from scratch that almost totally resembles a human will be science and technology's greatest challenge. But if it can be imagined. Like the robots that they are, androids are devoid of feelings, both emotional and physical. The "Terminator" comes to mind; but as usual, Hollywood gets it wrong, confusing a cyborg such as Darth Vader with an android as was the case in the "Terminator." The gripping scene near the end of "Alien," in which the android, whose torso has been severed, uses its last bit of energy to save a child, serves as an example of a machine the seemingly acquires human emotion. But Darth Vader's final human emotion, the love for his son, forces Vader to kill his Evil Emperor [no-not moronus horribilis] and the source of both his life and power.
 
Obviously, human emotions, such as love and compassion for one's family and one's fellow man, must be construed as a self-defeating weakness, a weakness that needs to be neutralized and expunged in order to further humanity's greatest scientific and social objectives. For war seems to be the "lifeblood" of our species.  But there may yet be a benefit that can be discerned by the trade-off savaging human emotion and replacing it with 100 percent critical thinking as was the suggestion in the fiction written by the late Gene Roddenberry, creator of "Star Trek." 
 
That classic TV science fiction supporting this precise contention was of course personified in the character of Mr. Spock, flawlessly portrayed by Leonard Nimoy in that now-famous series. It will be recalled that Spock's superior Vulcan intellect and analytical capability was founded upon the total absence of emotion. Would that we could impose precisely such a condition on the employees of FoxNews such as Bill Orally and ABC talk radio loudmouths Hannity and Limbaugh. It would also greatly benefit and enrich US all intellectually if this intellectual trade-off could be imposed upon the GOP morons as well who are all so totally out of touch with the will of the American people. If ABC is angling for ratings, why don't they simply air the D.C. Madam list for which they manipulated exclusive rights and total control? Where is there a profit in keeping it secret and from away from the public domain?
 
I suggest that there now exists, right here and right now among US, such a combined marriage of humanoid opposites in terms of the humanity of a cyborg and the superior machine-like advantage of an android. But, and perhaps fortunately for US, their androidal capability for logic is seriously flawed. In fact, their human intellectual capacity is so severely limited it is altogether probable that they are incapable of any form of basic human common sense. We are now not only in possession of these mechanical hybrids, but it is they who possess US. They can all be found in our nation's capital, the District of Criminals. They can and should now be defined and identified by a more modern term reflecting humanity's superior technological advances. These DC-based humanoids should be designated "Congroids."
 
That's right folks, we've really arrived in the 21st century; insensitive, unfeeling and non-caring machines now rule over US. Are they in reality a form of humanoid, with human torsos and limbs, but equipped instead with mechanical brains? They occupy both chambers of the United States Congress, residing in the House of Representatives and also in the United States Senate. And they all have the superior advantage definable as a total imperviousness to emotion and even to stimuli requiring sensory perception. At no time during their service and operation do they ever sense the will of the American people. But as regards unemotional logic, they exhibit absolutely no trace of this capability either! This may eventually translate to our only hope! Somehow, a real human, Congressman Ron Paul, serves and operates among them; but they fear him and have alienated themselves from him. He is an errant human, and they, infallible aliens.  
 
It is fortunate for US that they are still limited by human life expectancy. They seemingly cannot be removed from office by any other means. Crimes and misconduct such as they perpetrate on a daily basis would land the ordinary American human in prison. But their uncanny knack of avoiding indictment, trial, sentencing and incarceration are indeed their strongest suit, and this is meticulously reinforced and protected by ABC [Anti-American Broadcast Communists] and the communists over at The New York Times.
 
Our nation's Congroids receive input from only one source, and unlike robot No. 5 in the comedy movie about robots, "Short Circuit," factual, statistical, and mathematical "input" continually sought by the lovable robot is shunned by our illogical Congroids. In fact, our detestable and increasingly hated Congroids have polled lower ratings in a recent survey than was the case with the current Resident of the United States in the White House [imbecillus maximus]. In the last polls I've seen, Congroids polled FOUR points lower than the White House Moron. As Chester A. Riley would likely observe: "What a revoltin' development!" Considering the Moron's latest proclamation, establishing himself as dictator in the event of another 9/11, another 9/11 is now obviously assured! Cheney and Rove are probably putting the plans together right now, subject to approval by the international bankers of course.
 
So then, what is the only source input for the humanoids in Congress? It's that green paper called "cash!" It's the only input factor that Congroids use to make a judgment call. And though taken all together, and in spite of the fact that our entire nation and its population would gladly fill the Congroids' pockets and purses with huge sums of cash hoping to buy our freedoms back, these humanoid aliens hate US precisely for our wealth and our freedoms. Even a cursory examination into their activities will disclose the fact that anything and everything they do is against not only our interests, but also totally in violation of this nation's very rule of law. They are America and the American people's most hostile and dangerous enemies!
 
Let's examine some of the ways in which they have recently attempted to substitute the legitimization of proposed criminal activities for our supposed benefit, calling them "laws" to be obeyed by and forced upon US by armed police, SWAT teams, plainclothes local and federal detectives, torturers and murderers. Considering that our nation's government once adopted a "progressive" agenda to purportedly protect US from corporate snake oil manufacturers and mass purveyors of poison, "American" Congroids have progressed to where they are now committed to enabling the FDA to protect the snake oil industry from the American people.
 
The US Food and Drug Administration was created to protect US from poisonous and/or tainted food, drugs and cosmetics. And since, supposedly, this state operation worked so well, and helped to contribute to our being the greatest and most efficient healthcare system in the world, we are again being targeted. But this time around, its the Congroids who hate US for our healthand freedom. One statist, already serving as a US Congroid, and sometimes referred to in this space as "The Hillaroid," aka Hillary Pillory Clinton, has already attempted to lawyerize and criminalize our healthcare system such that it would rival the inefficiencies easily identifiable to third world nations. And along with her fellow Congroids of the Democratic persuasion, formerly known as the "party of the little guy," she will undoubtedly carry on her quest to maim, torture, and confine to the pillory any doctor or healthcare provider that doesn't do exactly what she says. And as our next dictator, already chosen by the bankers of our real shadow government, what she says will be LAW!!!
 
Led by senatorial Congroid, Edward M. "Theodore" Kennedy, a bill empowering the health care degenerates and destroyers employed at taxpayer expense in the state's organized gangster operation and illness monopoly, the FDA, a plan for LAW is being enacted to merge the big drug conglomerates and the FDA. The proposed "law" has progressed to the House Congroids, who will vote it into LAW after debating it in secret at some non-disclosed future date as arranged for by our alien criminal media. Even now, the possibility of a dangerous diabetes drug, approved of course by the FDA, will not be recalled or even temporarily suspended in order to protect the threatened cash profits, cash flows, payoffs and bribes that are the real lifeblood of our nation's political system. The FDA has a clear vision as to its mission in protecting the health of our nation's politics.
 
As documented in USA Today in an article entitled, "Senators Who Weakened Drug Bill Got Millions from Industry," Ken Dilanian opens his May 14th report offering: "Senators who raised millions in campaign donations from pharmaceutical interests secured industry-friendly changes to a landmark-drug safety bill, according to public records and interviews." With thanks to Dilanian and no ill will intended towards him, that last phrase is of course the factual disclaimer. All we come away with is a massive "drug safety bill" instead of the massive potential harm to the American public.
 
But Dilanian does indeed hit the nail on the head: "A measure that blocked an effort to allow drug importation passed, 49-40. The 49 senators who voted against drug importation received about $5 million from industry executives and political action committees since 2001 ­ nearly three quarters of the industry donations to current members of the Senate." Dilanian itemizes the cash received by senatorial Congroids to fuel their mechanical logic apparatuses to do what's right for "the people" ­
 
Congroid Pat Roberts, R-Kan: $18,000 this year -- $66,000 since 2001;
 
Congroid Judd Gregg, R-N.H.: $168,500 since 2001;
 
Congroid Sponsor, Theodore Kennedy, D-Mass: $78,000 since 2001;
 
Congroid Co-sponsor, Michael Enzi, R-Wyo. $174,000 since 2001.
 
Dilanian embellishes: "The pharmaceutical companies spend more money on lobbying than any other single industry -- $855 million from 1998 to 2006, according to the non-partisan Center for Public Integrity. 'I don't think there is any lobbying group in town that has the clout of the drug industry,' said Ron Pollack, director of Families USA, a left-leaning consumer advocacy group." Obviously, Dilanian, Pollack, and the Center for Public Integrity are all unfamiliar with America's largest industry and its real most powerful lobby: the Holocaust industry and AIPAC. They own every member of the Congroidiary except Ron Paul. The Holocaust industry and AIPAC have received $1.3 TRILLION since 1975 from the American taxpayer via our "representative" Congroids. And that amount excludes the $1 TRILLION in Air Force assets transferred by Zionist Dov Zakheim.
 
And as having proposed LAW to poison every man, woman, child, cat, dog and gerbil in America wasn't enough of an achievement for Congroid Kennedy, he and his fellow senatorial Congroid, John "Madman" McCain, have provided America with yet another great and staggering congroidial achievement in proposing their version of the "Alien Seduction Act." 
 
Their proposed "legislation" would decriminalize and legalize anywhere from 12 to 20 million criminal and illegal aliens in America. Let US not even think about how many more criminals and illegal aliens this will invite into the USA [United States Aborted]. Debated and contemplated in secret, now hated and denigrated openly by virtually all God-fearing, law-abiding, and tax-paying real citizens of America, it's: Stroke of the pen ­ LAW of the land; kinda' cool!
 
We cannot really be certain how many illegal aliens have taken up residence in the most corrupt nation in the world, because, well, because they're all ILLEGAL! Therefore, not being recorded in any government system, they cannot be adequately represented by our Congroids! They are a case of inhabitation without representation! The US Census is required to ensure that the population is adequately represented via appropriate districting so that ALL citizens have a voice in government, especially those who have voted, paid taxes, and paid into socialist security, as well those who may possibly have fought in the nation's wars, or at least those who have sent their sons and daughters to fight and die for oil, Israel, and the military-industrial complexity of corporate organized crime. And the socialist security benefits threatening to dry up for the next generation? No problemo! Congroid Kennedy and "Bombs-Away!" McCain are engaging in secret talks right now to solve this minor problem.
 
But in Amereeka, land of freedom and wealth, you no longer need to be included in the census, or pay any taxes, or fill out any steenking forms. ALL are now represented! What a great country! Where else in the world can non-citizens get this kind of first-class representation from their host foreign government? Who needs a steenking census anyway? And who cares if aliens seduced into our country by Congroid Kennedy do not have the proper immunization and vaccination shots? The FDA, Inc., just in the process of being so presciently created by Congroid Kennedy, will now expedite renaming all possible communicable diseases and plagues as mere allergies curable by over-the-counter available anti-freeze and coal-based ingestives imported fromChina, while protecting US all from reasonably priced and profit-threatening vitamin supplements and imported quality pharmaceuticals.
 
Yes folks, only in America can such wealth, health, and freedoms be so insecure. Only in America, with the greatest and most compassionate and beneficent leaders of any government in the world, can such opportunities exist. Our leaders rely totally on cash-fed logic, a logic totally devoid of the emotion of fear. Just look at how they ignore the poll of our active military combatants, 72 percent of whom wanted the Iraqi war ended a year ago! Consider the weakness of our trained and experienced military leaders, the great majority of whom foresaw the coming disaster and tried to convince the White House Moron and his totally supportive Congroids not to invade Iraq, or at least to go in with a much larger force. Think of the congroidial elections held six months ago wherein Americans overwhelmingly sent the message to the District of Criminals that they wanted the war ended. More than two thirds of the American people want out of Iraq because they know that the White House Moron lied US into his stupid war.
 
But did the Congroids cave? Did the Congroids allow emotion to sway them? No!!! They are super humanoids, and completely in charge. They continue to demonstrate their Vulcanized and impenetrable unemotional logic in ignoring the people as well as simply not allowing any modicum of basic human common sense to undo their resolve. Emotions will not alter their course and superior logic!   
 
And not only do our leaders exhibit unswerving resolve by continually creating fair, just, equitable, and universal LAWS for our benefit and protection, but their staggering intellect, if vulnerable to any form of emotion, would be limited to only the opposite of that debilitating human emotion that would threaten military-type obedience. It is this most powerful emotion that enables unquestioning loyalty and the ability to unemotionally follow orders that assures humankind's greatest social and scientific self-sacrificing objective. Our government provides the leadership that demands such self-sacrifice and courage of all its citizens: Ask not what your country can do for you; ask rather how much more you can give to your government. Think of your wealth, your health, and your freedoms. Your Congroids now need it all, and they want it now!    
 
 
© THEODORE E. LANG 5/24/07 All rights reserved  
 
Ted Lang is a political analyst and freelance writer.
 

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