- Twelve years of unmerited influence and half-truths swathed
in red, white and blue patriotism met its demise this past Tuesday with
a dagger to the heart served up by revelations from the Iraq Study Group
substantiating that everything right wing talk radio had said was right
about the Iraqi, was wrong.
- Born the day Rush Limbaugh mid-wifed Newt Gingrich's
Contract For (On) America, RWTRR lived a healthy and wealthy life duping
a great portion of the America public into voting against their own best
- Right wing talk grew larger and louder over its lifetime,
adding names like Sean Hannity, Bill O'Reilly, Michael Savage, Glenn Beck,
Neal Boortz, Dennis Prager and many more imitators. They each spent three
hours a day catchphrasing words and thoughts - no matter how rickety their
evidence (if any) - that the mainstream media would give equal time and
space along side the truth.
- All of a sudden, the truth was only worth 50% of any
- Enabled by a gullible mainstream media hoping to hitch
itself to the growing Lords of Loud audience, the Rove-inspired red-herrings
were greased up even more by talk radio's band of Professor Harold Hills
and shoved charmingly down America's throat. And, as with all great con
men, these snake oil salesmen sold hole-cloth, betraying the public trust
and making fistfuls of dollars doing it.
- To be fair, they had to. It's was a Catch-22. If they
had trusted their audience with the truth, they'd have no audience.
- But November's election and the ISG report finally drained
life-giving oxygen from a lying heart. Not only did the public begin to
understand they were being duped, but even the FOBIJB (Friends of Bush
including James Baker) could no longer ignore the tide. Of course there
will continue to be FOBIL (Friends of Bush Including Lieberman), but they
will sustain escalating losses, just as the LOL are losing audience in
- But the one-two punch of November's mid-terms compounded
by the Iraq Study Group's revelations, knocked a terminal hole in any credibility
right wing talk may have had left.
- Limbaugh admitted he was shilling for Republicans who
didn't deserve to be elected, then attempted to hush the death knell rung
by the ISG by recasting it, oh so hysterically, as the Iraq Surrender Group.
Get it? He changed one of the words. Second-rate comics who are dying on
stage always go for the insipidly obvious and as with the comics, it never
gets the audience back.
- Hannity has gone off the deep end calling everyone else
but himself wrong. He persists on telling liberal callers that we found
WMD even though Bush doesn't seem to have gotten the same intelligence
Sean has while Curt Weldon and Rick Santorum were voted out of office whipping
the same dead horse.
- Beck asks an American Congressman to prove he's not working
for the enemy.
- Prager believes the same Congressman holding his bible
will bring down American civilization.
- O'Reilly can't drum up many recruits to fight this year's
War Against Christmas, and how many times can you hear "look at me"
with out re-tasting last night's dinner?
- And Savage...? Well, just "Savage."
- Oh, they'll keep some listeners, but they'll be talking
to a choir who doesn't care that they're hearing to a bunch of cloutless
charlatans who never had the balls to serve our country but have no problem
sending other families into life-changing horror; fans who don't care their
heros had it wrong, and had it wrong over and over. And when it came to
the war...dead wrong.
- Now any relevance these cascading Lords of Loud might
once have had, if not dead, is on life support. And if there are some in
the legitimate media who still choose to give these mongrels of misrepresentation
any time, space or air, they do it at the risk of their own relevance.
- Right-wing talk show relevance was never married but
leaves behind soon to irrelevant offspring: Dick Morris, Bernie Goldberg,
Tom DeLay, Ann Coulter, David Horowitz, David Limbaugh, Bill Kristol, Michelle
Malkin, General Tommy Franks, Oliver North, James Dobson, Whitewater, Swift
Boaters, Flip-flopping, Terri Schiavo, The buses, Outing covert agents
as appropriate government behavior, WMD, Saddam's close relationship with
bin Laden, If you're against the war your against the troops, If you're
against the President's policies you're against America, Activist judges
are making laws, "Making progress," Tax relief benefitting the
middle class, No child left behind is a success, Republican legislators
appreciating veterans, Pharmaceutical companies writing drug bills will
benefit the public, Stem cell research causes baby cloning, and Wars against
- Memorial services will be continued, sadly, three hours
a day. All donations should be made to Fox News.
- Steve Young is author of the <http://www.greatfailure.com/>"Great
Failures of the Extremely Successful" and can be read every Sunday
on the LA Daily News Opinion page.
- Ms. Jean Isachenko, firstname.lastname@example.org