How To Spot ETs At Work

Note - This powerful insight into ET behavior is one of Brad's greatest contributions to alerting the world about aliens among us. The story appeared in an Australian newspaper. We can only hope the NY Times will give it equal time... (smile)
How To Spot ETs At Work
By Brad Steiger
Many people around the world, especially Australians, work side by side with space aliens who look human but aren't. There are a few tell-tale signs ...
* Odd or mismatched clothes. "Often space aliens don't fully understand the different styles, so they wear combinations that are in bad taste, such as checked pants with a striped shirt or a tuxedo jacket with blue jeans or thongs," noted Brad Steiger, a renowned UFO investigator and author.
* Strange diet or unusual eating habits. Space aliens might eat French fries with a spoon or gobble down large amounts of pills, the experts say.
* Bizarre sense of humour. "Space aliens who don't understand earthly humour may laugh during a serious company training film or tell jokes that no one understands," said Steiger.
* Keeps a written or tape recorded diary. "Aliens are constantly gathering information," said Steiger.
* Misuses everday items. "A space alien may use correction fluid to paint its nails," said Steiger.
* Constant questioning about customs of co-workers. Space aliens who are trying to learn about earth culture might ask questions that seem stupid. "For example, a co-worker may ask why so many Australians have a barbecue on the 26th of January," noted Steiger.
* Secretive about personal lifestyle and home. "An alien won't discuss domestic details or talk about what it does at night or on weekends," said Steiger.
* Frequently talks to himself. "An alien may not be used to speaking as we do, so it may practice speaking," Steiger noted.
* Displays a change of mood or physical reaction when near certain high-tech hardware. "An alien may experience a mood change when a microwave oven is turned on," said Steiger. The experts pointed out that a co-worker would have to display most if not all of these traits before you can positively identify him/her as a space alien.
* ETs often shun or seem confused by human food. "They are particularly obvious at company BBQs and have been seen to put the bread on the inside of a sandwich," said the famous researcher, Steiger, who also warned: "Pay particular attention to those who do NOT use ketchup."




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