- Comment
- Jim Mortellaro
- 9-4-5
-
- "Three of the worst catastrophes in American history
have taken place during George W. Bush's watch. Is this a coincidence?
- They are Sept. 11, the Iraq War and the devastation of
New Orleans.
- The purpose is to shock, degrade and demoralize Americans
so they will accept the loss of national sovereignty."
-
- It is difficult to believe that Bush was responsible
for all three events. However you are entitled to your own opinion. Even
though you are not an American. You are Canadian.
-
- "The agent of the Illuminati bankers, the Council
on Foreign Relations, is demanding "an economic union" of Canada,
Mexico and the United States by 2010. This is but a stage in the Illuminati's
long-term plan to impose their dictatorship upon the world."
-
- Which is likely why this administration is allowing the
crossing of it's borders, having
- locked in a deal with Vincent on exactly the above. What
however, is in this for Canada?
-
- "As you know, George W. Bush is a member of one
of the Illuminati's oldest chapters in merica, the Skull and Bones Society."
-
- As I recall, so was Clinton.
- "New Orleans - I don't know how the levees were
sabotaged but I do know that this fits perfectly into the Illuminati agenda.
(Similarly, I didn't know how JFK Jr.'s plane was sabotaged until recently.)
- http://www.tomflocco.com/fs/PurgeTheEvil.htm"
-
- Perhaps I can answer this question. Let's see, the levees
were about 15 to 20 feet high
- and as old as dirt. The water in the Gulf, also as old
as dirt, was about 25 to 30 feet
- high.
-
- Cogito, ergo, "Gulp!"
-
- "Last weekend, I commented on how an exhibit at
the London Zoo encourages people to think of themselves as animals. After
the hurricane, the Drudge Report referred to New Orleans' residents Sept
2 with this main headline: "Trapped Like Animals." "
-
- Uh, allow me another observations. We _are_ animals.
And often, we act like animals in
- the wild. We kill, murder, rape and maim. We ... shall
I continue or do you get the message? Frankly speaking, we do not have
to see ourselves in a place especially
- dedicated to show us as animals. All which is necessary
is to observe the actions of
- certain individuals in N'Orleans.
-
- Cogito, ergo ...
-
- "Everything seems designed to deprive Americans
of their sense of entitlement, and their belief in themselves, their country
and government. "
-
- Beg to differ. It is we ourselves who deprive ourselves
of a sense of entitlement and
- belief in self. It is one of the most difficult problems
we face. Blame whomever you
- wish on our rotten government and thieves for representatives,
but it is We the People
- who elected them and we the people who allow them to
take from us everything they
- can steal.
-
- "I'm sure you noticed how the media played up comparisons
between the aftermath of devastation and "a third world country."
These scenes "resemble refugee camps in Somalia or Iraq," reporters
kept repeating."
-
- As we all know, reporters have the Motts, eh? You may
always trust the media for truth.
- And by the by, these camps are refugee camps. Cogito,
ergo ...
-
- "In an emergency, speed is of the essence. As you
know, help was very slow in coming. Thousands were drowning, stranded,
hungry or sick. There were helicopters but remarkably few rescue boats
which would have made a difference."
-
- The opinion of this writer is that the main reason for
this was N'Orleans being unprepared for such an earthshaking event. Blame
Congress for waiting what, four
- days before they acted on a bill providing funding for
this emergency?
-
- "Agent provocateurs may have been planted to shoot
at rescuers: Coast Guard Lieutenant Commander Cheri Ben-Iesan said, "there
are people just taking pot-shots at police and at helicopters, telling
them, 'You better come get my family."'
-
- According to the three or four State Police volunteers
I know, people there, on the scene,
- also ham operators (no interference that I know of ...
and speaking of interference, one of the main reasons for the excessive
radio 'noise' was transformers which crapped out as a
- result of the storm) ... these police volunteers with
whom I spoke told me that several of
- the 'agent provocateurs' as you call them, were those
who looted stores to steal the damned firearm they were shooting.
-
- Now there was a great quote. A man shoots at the people
who were to rescue them, in the hopes that they would rescue them. Good
thinking, eh? I try to make you feel at home with the frequent use of the
word, "eh?!"
-
- "Governor Kathleen Blanco called them "hoodlums"
and issued a warning: Hundreds of National Guard troops hardened on the
battlefield in Iraq have landed in New Orleans."
-
- Those apprehended _were_ hoodlums! Sheesh!
- "They have M-16s and they're locked and loaded,"
she said. "These troops know how to shoot and kill, and they are more
than willing to do so, and I expect they will."
- "Thus a disaster is turned into a proving ground
for martial law."
-
- Absolutely. What other course should have been taken?
In a situation such as is extant
- in this disaster, martial law is probably the only course
of action. Lawlessness, even if
- some was from "agent provocateurs," is unacceptable.
-
- "My Houston correspondent writes: "Houstonians
I've spoken with are only concerned that looting may transfer here and
affect them personally. People are locking down their houses even tighter,
and I've heard at least one man remark, 'I've got my Smith and Wesson .44
in my truck.' Stupid Americans are primed to demand martial law!"
-
- STUPID AMERICANS? Thank you, "doctor," for
your evaluation of our culture. And pray tell, who the hell are you to
judge U.S.? Where is the help this time around, from Canada, from ANY European
nation? Your judgment of Americans and America is often terribly incorrect.
In fact, it is opinions such as yours, which continue to divide an
- already divided nation. The fact that you are not even
an American, makes your value
- judgments suspect. The denouement is the opinion itself.
I've seen better opines from
- my Down's Syndrome cousin.
-
- "He continues: "My next prediction: burglaries,
lootings, shootings, and/or arson incidents will happen in Houston and
Atlanta. The media will attribute it to New Orleans refugees, and the "shoot
to kill" order will extend to these cities police and special police,
if not be accompanied by the arrival of Federal (Storm)Troops."
-
- Storm troops? I doubt that. State Police, local authority
and men and women in uniform
- are not storm troopers. But then, it's a good two words
with which to engender a greater
- authority in your own propagandizing. In'it, eh?
-
- "Looting would have been limited by a strong rescue
response. Americans rightly expect to be protected in times of emergency.
But even some local police were seen looting or simply quit."
-
- Presumably you have witness other than your own vivid
imagination to prove this allegation? One would certainly hope so.
-
- "Whether it's Iraq, (a gratuitous war America is
predestined to lose,) or Sept. 11 or New Orleans, Americans are betrayed
by their leaders, abandoned, humiliated and even killed."
-
- At least in this sentence, any American with half the
intellect of a self appointed intellectual would tend to agree. That we
the people do nothing about it, is another
- most heinous crime. But that's another story.
-
- "CONCLUSION
- Wars, depressions and "natural" disasters are
going to continue as long as foreign bankers control America's finances,
and with it her political and cultural institutions.
-
- They need to destroy, degrade and demoralize us so we
will accept their world government. They have to subjugate us because otherwise
we will repudiate the debt, money (credit) they created out of nothing.
-
- They weaken us by corrupting us. The stock market keeps
millions focused on money while the media bombards us with sex, violence,
social engineering and propaganda.
- America cries out to purge the organized evil that lurks
within.
- What can we do? We must refuse to be demoralized or degraded.
Let's make an extra effort to be kind and en-couraging, to treat each other
like brothers and sisters."
-
- Actually there is much, much more we can do. We can elect
leaders who will do our will and not the will of the selfish politician
enacting legislation which ultimately favors the
- politician, and not the American citizen.
-
- "Nothing aggravates the Illuminati more than Jesus'
admonition: "Love thy neighbor."
-
- This is the most fundamental truth. But Jesus did not
admonish us to love our neighbor. Jesus told us to love our neighbor as
we would love ourselves. Unfortunately, we do not
- love ourselves. More's the pity.
-
- Jim Mortellaro, AKA, Morty
- http://www.mortyscabin.net/
- www.MortysCabin.Net
-
-
- In Defense of Henry Makow
-
- By Ken Adachi
- Editor@educate-yourself.org
- 9-5-5
-
- Dear Jeff,
-
- I just re-posted Henry Makow's article , New
Orleans: The Strategy for World Government, at my web site (http://www.rense.com/general67/nwg.htm).
The photo which accompanied his article is a stunning indictment of the
Illuminati's in-progress plans to turn this country into a police state
before dissolving it altogether into a unified "North America Region"
with Canada and Mexico. Henry's article was yet another magnificent pearl
in a growing string of superb essays.
-
- I'm writing you this note, however, to comment not so
much on Henry's article, but rather on the statements made by Jim Mortellaro
(AKA, "Morty") whose critical commentaries follow Henry's article
on your web site. After first being irked by the content of Jim's criticisms,
I was further annoyed to see that his quick draw criticisms took up more
space on the page than Henry's original article!
-
- In re-posting Henry's article to my web site, I removed
Mortellaro's criticisms and placed them on a separate page because Mortellaro's
hypocrisy (explained later) and lack of insight, to say nothing of his
superficial grasp of the "facts", makes his ill-considered comments
UNFIT to be juxtaposed with that of Henry Makow, a true intellect whose
every statement rings with truth, clarity, cogency, and succinctness. I'm
all for Reader Feedback, but to allow a hog to trample in a bed of pearls
is more than I can take. I've reprinted Jim's criticisms of Henry's New
Orleans article at the bottom of this note for your referral.
-
- I took a quick look at Jim Mortellaro's web site (http://www.mortyscabin.net), since
he was apparently anxious to advertise it, along with his AKA moniker and
his e-mail address. It's called "Morty's Cabin, Something for Everyone".
Judging from the graphic on the home page, you would think that he was
located in the southwest somewhere, but his essays reveal that he's located
in upstate New York. I didn't read the entire web site, but I did read
a couple of his more recent offerings and will include here some excerpts
from his August 18 essay entitled "Parents Suck, BIG TIME!" (really)
to illustrate his quick draw mentality and his glaring hypocrisy. You can
read it here
at his web site (or see a full reprint which I've pasted to the bottom
of this note).
-
- After perusing a few of Jim's essays and recalling the
graphic on his home page, you get the idea that Jim fancies himself a sort
of Will Rodgers character; folksy and yet profound at the same time. He
likes to sprinkle in colloquial spellings ("N'Orleans") here
and there with his narrative to put us at ease, I suppose, with his erudite
observations, but I find his words to lack both sagacity and honesty. His
'recall' leaves something to be desired as well. For instance, Jim gratuitously
reminds Makow in his critique that Clinton was "also" a member
of the Skull & Bones Society (along with Bush). As far as I know, Clinton
was never a member of the Skull & Bones Society. Clinton may have attended
Yale and studied with Carroll Quigley and was a member of the Rhodes Society,
but I've never seen Clinton's name on any list of Skull and Bones members.
I could be wrong, but I think Jim is shooting from the hip on that one.
In fact, Jim does a lot of hip shooting, as his criticisms of Makow and
his own essays reveal-Jim is quick on the draw with SUPERFICIAL observations
and conclusions, but he doesn't see the deeper meaning behind the obvious.
-
- Read Jim's first critical comment on Henry's article:
-
- "It is difficult to believe that Bush was responsible
for all three events. However you are entitled to your own opinion. Even
though you are not an American. You are Canadian."
-
- OK, so let's review what Henry actually said: Makow said
that the three disaster events occurred on "Bush's watch". Makow
didn't say that Bush was 'responsible' per se. We all know that the President
of the United States is somewhat of a dim bulb in the intellect department
and lacks the capacity to be a mastermind or Strategic Planner of such
grand events. We already know that. It's understood that Bush is a puppet,
a worker bee as it were, born and breed in an Illuminati family to serve
the goals of his satanic masters, including his father. Makow is more likely
implying that Bush Junior's role is one of COMPLICITY, rather than organizing
or masterminding. Now, will someone please tell me what bearing does Makow's
Canadian nationality have on his opinions in this matter?
-
- Jim's second criticism: Henry reminds the reader that
it's a goal of the NWO is to unite Canada, the United States, and Mexico
into one consolidated North America Region. This revelation is apparently
NEW information for Jim Mortellaro since he now recognizes that
-
- "this administration is allowing the crossing of
it's borders, having locked in a deal with Vincent [Fox] on exactly the
above. What however, is in this for Canada?"
-
- However, Jim didn't seem to be aware of that conspiratorial
insight just TWO WEEKS AGO when he wrote the August 18, "Parents
Suck" article, because there, he says (complaining about illegal
immigrants):
-
- "Yet the present administration continues it's policy
of unabated illegal immigration and does so with a passion. The purpose
of which is beyond my ken"
-
- If Jim is so far behind the learning curve that he had
yet to understand that the porous borders with Mexico were intended to
purposely allow millions of Mexican peasants to flood into America in order
to soften the national ties and hegemony of native born Americans in the
southwest and California (in order to quicken the transition into the consolidated
North American Region), then "Morty" DOESN'T KNOW VERY MUCH about
the New World Order takeover agenda and should be THANKING Makow for his
insights, rather than throwing darts at him. Being unaware of such an ELEMENTAL
portion of the takeover agenda, makes Jim Mortellaro look rather foolish
when he assumes the mantle of critic to Henry Makow, as Henry Makow is
considered by legions of readers worldwide to be a MASTER in this arena
of expertise.
-
- Jim goes on to takes potshots at Henry on the issue of
the levees bursting in the New Orleans story.
-
- "Let's see, the levees were about 15 to 20 feet
high and as old as dirt. The water in the Gulf, also as old as dirt, was
about 25 to 30 feet high....Cogito, ergo, "Gulp!""
-
- Jim uses the latin expression "cogito ergo"
a lot in his critique of Henry Makow. I guess it means "thus recognized",
but if this guy was so observant, why doesn't he grasp the deeper implications
of Henry Makow's words?
-
- I think Henry is probably right when he asserts that
the levees were intentionally sabotaged (as have others ) and made to burst.
It would certainly fit the pattern of an 'engineered disaster' that we
now know is the rule, rather than the exception. Jim says that the levees
were as "old as dirt" ( 'dirt' metaphor = weak, slippery, muddy
foundation), but I seem to recall that the Army Corps of Engineers had
spent quite a bit of time & money reinforcing those levees in past
decades. I haven't seen any photos or read a description of the levee damage,
but I would think that the Army Corps of Engineers was capable of building
a wall that could withstand the full force of water against it even up
to the top of the levee. So, it's one thing to say that the water OVERFLOWED
the levees, but it's quite another to describe the levees as having collapsed
or burst. Jim breezily claims that the water was twice as high as the levee.
I'm not sure that that statement is accurate, but I have the idea that
those levees were made strong enough to remain standing even if the water
did overflow the top. My money is riding on sabotage as the more likely
cause of the levees bursting. It fits the pattern of an 'engineered disaster'.
-
- Other oddities in the New Orleans story fight logic and
verisimilitude:
-
- 1. the police giving up and just abandoning the city
and their responsibilities-along with the mayor (huh?);
-
- 2. people waiting to be rescued are shooting AT rescue
workers (!) and shouting out "you better come and get my family"?
That doesn't make sense.
-
- "According to the three or four State Police volunteers
I know, people there, on the scene, also ham operators (no interference
that I know of ... and speaking of interference, one of the main reasons
for the excessive radio 'noise' was transformers which crapped out as a
result of the storm) ... these police volunteers with whom I spoke told
me that several of the 'agent provocateurs' as you call them, were those
who looted stores to steal the damned firearm they were shooting."
-
- The idea of 'agent provocateurs' being responsible for
the sniper shooting of rescuers is quite a stretch for Ole Jimmy Rogers
to accept, yet, when it comes to a ready-made setup for the manipulators
to hoodwink the public with an excuse for declaring martial law, it once
again FITS the pattern of 'engineered disasters' Remember that smiling
dufus who was charged with masterminding (no less) the mini nuke explosion
that caused the Bali Bombing? Or how about the mind controlled smucks who
were blamed as sole participants of the Columbine Massacre or the 'lone
nut', mind controlled robot who was used as the patsy in the Port Arthur
shooting which led to total gun control in Australia and New Zealand? No
'agent provocateurs' there, I'm sure.
-
- Jim seems to make much of the fact that Henry is located
WAY UP THERE in distant Canada, while he, Jim, located in upstate New York
(perhaps 75 miles or so from the Canadian border), writes as if he has
a much better grasp of the facts by virtue of being located on American
soil. Jim is apparently privy to greater intel than poor Henry, since Jim
was being updated, firsthand, by local State Police "volunteers"
via ham radio I assume. Gee, would you accept the statements of local State
Police 'volunteers' as conclusive on what was really taking place in those
neighborhoods where sniper shootings had occurred? Or were they just witnessing
a small part of the picture that involved looters?
-
- 3. the non show of FEMA rescue teams (of course, that's
SOP for FEMA. Remember their performance in Hurricane Andrew a few years
ago? Informed people know that FEMA was not created for emergency management
in a natural (or engineered) disaster -as their ineptitude continues to
prove. That's the cover story. FEMA was created to act as managers {camp
guards}of America's new detention/concentration camp system when martial
law is declared from coast to coast. We're just waiting for the next really
big scripted 'disaster' event to give them the excuse to start loading
up those Gunderson cattle cars and put those camps into high gear);
-
- 4. Nick Begich, Tom Bearden, and many other writers have
established beyond all doubt that HAARP can generate, intensify, and STEER
any size weather system, including hurricanes. There are just too many
inconsistencies in the Hurricane Katrina story to seriously believe that
this hurricane evolved naturally. This un-natural hurricane was intensified
and intentionally steered straight into New Orleans. A friend pointed out
that Katrina intensified TOO abruptly in the Gulf while going in, and then
petered out way too early after exiting. This is NOT the way 'real' hurricanes
behave and track under natural conditions.
-
- I suppose I could review and rebut every single critical
comment that Jim Mortellaro leveled against Henry Makow, but I'll conclude
by pointing out Jim's hypocrisy, as this 'note' has now grown into a full
length article.
-
- Jim's hypocrisy really takes center stage when he takes
Henry Makow to task for allegedly using the words "stupid Americans".
Jim is so quick on the draw, that he FAILED TO RECOGNIZE that Henry Makow
was QUOTING THE WORDS OF ANOTHER MAN, his "Houston correspondent".
-
- "STUPID AMERICANS? Thank you, "doctor,"
for your evaluation of our culture. And pray tell, who the hell are you
to judge U.S.? Where is the help this time around, from Canada, from ANY
European nation? Your judgment of Americans and America is often terribly
incorrect. In fact, it is opinions such as yours, which continue to divide
an already divided nation. The fact that you are not even an American,
makes your value judgments suspect. The denouement is the opinion itself.
I've seen better opines from my Down's Syndrome cousin."
-
- So what does this "moral high grounder" tell
his own readers in his "Parents
Suck" article?
-
- "People in our nation have become idiots. Broken
men and women who live to work, not live for their families. Dinner is
in front of the TV if indeed there is a dinner with the family members
present. The fast food restaurants in the valley below fill up with two
groups each dinner time. One being the restless and bored children of working
parents with no where to go. These children of course, own nice cars, which
have been souped up (usually made to sound and look souped up but function
just like the stock model). They plant themselves aside their macho machines
and rev the engine. I suppose to see which is the loudest. There one may
witness kids smoking pot, snorting white nose candy and worse.
-
- The guys look rather strange to me, dressed in pants
which miraculously hang and manage to stay, on their hips. The girls manage
to keep private body parts where they belong, inside their clothing, but
very close to breaking out. Very close. There is little to nothing left
to the imagination except what their ears and noses must have looked lie
before bearing what look like pounds of sterling. Not to mention tongues.
-
- The other group which attends this ... managerie ...
are families. Yuppers. Families. Usually young children and Mom in their
new van or SUV, the latter of which can with one tankful of fuel, sustain
the city of Peoria for a week. Of course, the kids just love the Fastburger
with fries and a thick shake. And they show it. Obese is not adequate enough
a word with which to describe these kids. As for Mom .. she's anorexic
and acts as if she will have a nervous breakdown any second. Screaming
and shouting at the top of her lungs at children who refuse to obey and
let Mom know about their plans to break something. Or someone. Mom, two
or three little ones and that huge SUV cannot carry the garbage left over.
So Mom freely throws the used up bags on the parking lot Macadam. Here,
the kids learn to do the same.
-
- It's almost amusing to see the SUV taking off in a cloud
of expensive CO and other pollutants also venting a steady stream of trash
as it leaves the property. Nice huh? Now the kids, well! The kids see what
Mom is doing and next time they have a handful of garbage, guess what they'll
do?
-
- As if all of this were not enough, and it should be,
Dad is out working. Mom is apparently too busy with whatever to prepare
a meal for the kids so off she goes to the MBFACHMCSSADD fast food place
(McBurgerFlame and Cholesterol Heavenly Mad Cow Super Sandwich and Delayed
Diabetes Restaurant). Boy the stuff tastes good."
-
- Need I say more?
-
- Well, maybe one more: "Cogito ergo".
-
- Regards,
Ken Adachi
-
-
- Parents Suck, BIG TIME!
- Posted on Thursday, August 18
@ 20:59:01 EDT by mortysca
-
- http://www.mortyscabin.net/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=35
-
- Morty's Opinion Page
-
- Dear and Gentle Breeders:
-
- Today I am a man. No, I'm not thirteen, nor am I Jewish.
Rather, I am 62 years old and have only recently realized that America
the beautiful, my cherished Republic, has become a cesspool. Yes, in more
ways than one or two.
-
- Immigration has become one of the biggest problems of
our times. Ten years ago I lived in a community in southern Westchester
County in New York State. At that time there were numerous Mexican and
South American people in that part of the County. They would stand by their
pick up place every morning, waiting for work. Every contractor from miles
around knew that the spot in front of the Hartsdale Deli was the place
to hire day laborers.
-
- These laborers were capable of doing just about anything.
Painting, carpentry ... name it. And they wanted work so bad many would
be in tears if they were not selected that day.
-
- Today, there are so many immigrants, largely undocumented,
that there is not enough work for all the day laborers needing employment.
Oh they are still there waiting, but in huge numbers. They previously made
wonderful employees. I hired a factory full of assembly line workforce
for the firm I worked for at the time. A company called, Self Powered Lighting.
We hired only those with papers and they turned out to be better than any
other ethnic group, including American Citizens.
-
- Times have changed, however. No longer is there sufficient
work for these people. The drug problem among them is phenomenal and crimes
perpetrated by this particular group is extraordinarily high. Hartsdale
has become dangerous, where once it was among the safest and most desired
places to live. No longer.
-
- Yet the present administration continues it's policy
of unabated illegal immigration and does so with a passion. The purpose
of which is beyond my ken. Many states in the Republic are having serious
crime problems stemming from illegal immigrants. And the drug problem is
compounded by illegal use of substances as well as importing drugs into
our country for sale. Illegal's use the drugs and pay for them by selling
them. A built-in magic marketing program at it's best. No Classic Coke
nonsense for these drug lords. Nuh uh. Take one off the streets and ten
more are waiting in the wings.
-
- Hence the cesspool. In the community in which we now
reside, in another county located in the mountains of New York State, suffered
it's first murder since it's incorporation in 1823. Down the mountain on
which I live, there is a cemetery in which are interred men who fought
in the Civil War and the War of 1812. Someday I intend to place a tape
recorder in that cemetery, hoping to find some EVP on the machine when
I pick it up. Who knows?
-
- People in our nation have become idiots. Broken men and
women who live to work, not live for their families. Dinner is in front
of the TV if indeed there is a dinner with the family members present.
The fast food restaurants in the valley below fill up with two groups each
dinner time. One being the restless and bored children of working parents
with no where to go. These children of course, own nice cars, which have
been souped up (usually made to sound and look souped up but function just
like the stock model). They plant themselves aside their macho machines
and rev the engine. I suppose to see which is the loudest. There one may
witness kids smoking pot, snorting white nose candy and worse.
-
- The guys look rather strange to me, dressed in pants
which miraculously hang and manage to stay, on their hips. The girls manage
to keep private body parts where they belong, inside their clothing, but
very close to breaking out. Very close. There is little to nothing left
to the imagination except what their ears and noses must have looked lie
before bearing what look like pounds of sterling. Not to mention tongues.
-
- The other group which attends this ... managerie ...
are families. Yuppers. Families. Usually young children and Mom in their
new van or SUV, the latter of which can with one tankful of fuel, sustain
the city of Peoria for a week. Of course, the kids just love the Fastburger
with fries and a thick shake. And they show it. Obese is not adequate enough
a word with which to describe these kids. As for Mom .. she's anorexic
and acts as if she will have a nervous breakdown any second. Screaming
and shouting at the top of her lungs at children who refuse to obey and
let Mom know about their plans to break something. Or someone. Mom, two
or three little ones and that huge SUV cannot carry the garbage left over.
So Mom freely throws the used up bags on the parking lot Macadam. Here,
the kids learn to do the same.
-
- It's almost amusing to see the SUV taking off in a cloud
of expensive CO and other pollutants also venting a steady stream of trash
as it leaves the property. Nice huh? Now the kids, well! The kids see what
Mom is doing and next time they have a handful of garbage, guess what they'll
do?
-
- As if all of this were not enough, and it should be,
Dad is out working. Mom is apparently too busy with whatever to prepare
a meal for the kids so off she goes to the MBFACHMCSSADD fast food place
(McBurgerFlame and Cholesterol Heavenly Mad Cow Super Sandwich and Delayed
Diabetes Restaurant). Boy the stuff tastes good.
-
- SuperSize Me, Please.
-
- My doctor once told me that fatty food is actually habit
forming. Just like heroin. Only more insidious. Honest. Oh well. What the
hell. The kids have miles to go before they die. And by the way, that gas
guzzling SUV (I actually saw a Hummer try to squeeze in the drive through
once with one child and one Mom), the gas guzzling SUV has only an average
of 0.9 miles to the nearest McBurger Flamed Cholesterol Heaven.
-
- Thus far, we've accomplished only a little. We've described
the misuse of overpriced, gas guzzling SUV's and Hummers for the short
drive to Cholesterol Heaven. We've described inexplicable illegal immigration
and by the way, the illegals are the ones manning the drive through windows.
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- "I would like a Prime Burger with super size fries
and a super size thick, thicker and thickest shake."
- "Ju wanna Prime e-chicken with onion rings and whaddya
wanna drink, Senior."
- "No, NO NO NO NO NO! I don't want chicken I want
...... " etc.
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