- The first thing I did to steal your election was to make
friends with ALL the manufacturers and code-verifyers of the Electronic
Voting Machines. They were really nice, especially Diebold who gave me
$600,000 for my campaign. Wow, thanks dude!
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- http://nuclearfree.lynx.co.nz/stealing.htm
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- Next, I had my attack dog, Karl Rove, convince these
companies to either alter the vote totals on the central tabulator machines
(simple PCs running windows using Remote Access Server -- RAS), or reprogram
(via a downloadable software patch) the voting machines themselves so that
they would give the advantage to ME! Isn't America great?!? A little money
and some religious zealotry goes a looooong, loooong way. Oh, the religious
zealotry thing? That's just a cover. I'm not really a Christian -- or at
least I don't act like one. Anyway, I digress.
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- http://www.ejfi.org/Voting/Voting-25.htm#rig
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- Did you ever hear the media complaining about how inaccurate
the exit polls were in prior elections? No. That's because they basically
ARE accurate. But this election, the exit polls showed Kerry WAY ahead.
No problem. My buddies rigged the machines (and all they needed to do was
rig it in one state, Ohio, but they took care of at least Florida for me
too) not only to make me squeak by in the important battleground states,
like Florida and Ohio, but they also made sure that when I did get a state
that I was expected to win, the margin was HUGE so that my "popular"
vote would make it look like I had a mandate.
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- So let's recap how the popular vote thing worked again.
Let's say we didn't want it to look suspicious by taking states that Kerry
really would have won (except for Ohio and Florida, gotta take those! heh
heh). So we let him win there, but in order once again to boost the "popular"
vote (I put that in quotes because as you know, I'm not REALLY popular),
we bring my vote tallies RIGHT UP NEXT to Kerry's, to jack up the "popular"
vote as much as possible, even if I didn't win the state.
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- Then, with states like North Carolina, we know we're
going to steal the state anyway (at least according to what the exit polls
were telling everyone.... and according to the long, long lines of new
voters were telling everyone ... because we all know most of those people
were voting for Kerry, not the status quo), so we just jack the crap out
of the vote total to REALLY stuff a crapload of "popular" votes
in my pocket. You see, this way I can get on the TV and declare that I
have a "mandate" and that I'm going to "cash in" on
my political "capital" (which I don't really have of course,
but we made it look that way).
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- Here's a nice chart to show you what I mean. Take special
note of how the electronic voting machine totals compare to the paper ballot
totals. And see what I mean about North Carolina?
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- http://www.bandsagainstbush.org/cgi-bin/archives/exit_poll.gif
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- Look folks, if you really want me out of office, first
you're going to have to impeach me. But you know what, if you don't have
verifiable paper trails at the polls like these folks recommend
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- http://openvotingconsortium.org
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- and if you don't take these voting machines out of the
hands of private companies that are aligned with one end of the political
spectrum, then I'm gonna just continue to hose you (and then my brother
Jeb will be president too cause we're into this dynasty thing, kind of
like my buddies the Saudis... ain't it cool?!?). Also, in 2006, we're going
to steal about five more senate seats, and then we'll have the "super-majority".
That means the Democrats can't do that confounded fillerbs... fillas....
fillbusters.... CRAP, well, they can't get in the darn way any more and
we can pass ANY laws we want about ANYTHING and put whoever we want on
the Supreme court. Ha ha, then you're REALLY screwed. So if you don't fix
this mess (I mean great system) in two years and have a verifiable voting
system nationwide, America is MINE!!!!! (and Jeb's and my daddy's and Cheney's
and Rove's... hey, we could even pass a law saying I could be president
for FOUR MORE YEARS after 2008! That would be SOOO cool!) Anyway, I digress
once again.
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- http://www.globalresearch.ca/articles/CHI411B.html
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- And that pesky Bev Harris. Man I wish she would go away.
If too many of you contribute to her cause, I might just get in trouble
so KNOCK IT OFF!!
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- http://www.blackboxvoting.org/
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- I've said it before and I'll say it again, "Fool
me once.....", oh CRAP, I forgot again. Well how about this? "This
would be a heck of lot easier if this was a dictatorship.... just so long
as I'm the dictator. Heh, heh." Well, sorry to say folks, but I got
my way. What are you gonna do about it, huh? Bring it on!!!
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- http://votergate.tv/votergate/votergatethemovie_64kb.mov
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- "Sincerely" Yours,
"President" George W. Bush
- P.S. Pass it on! I dare ya.
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- Comment
- From Jim Mortellaro
- 11-22-4
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- It never ends, does it? Listen up, if you don't mind!
We've elected a president. The people have spoken. If indeed the election
was stolen, the first to object would have been Kerry, followed quickly
by the DNC on the heels of the liberal press.
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- Seems to me I've heard nothing from the liberal media,
nor from Kerry, nor the DNC. Unlike the last election, after which everyone
in the above categories and more, had spoken loud and long. Very loud.
Very long.
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- I propose that the liberal agenda is not in consort with
what the majority of the American People wish in this administration. I
propose that we stop the weeping and gnashing of teeth and get one with
it.
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- My own beautiful wife and I are sick of it. Sick not
only of the kind of stuff in this post, but tired of hearing the opposite
side do the same, only in reverse. Tired of the gloating, the complaining,
the accusations and the recriminations. I also propose that the DNC do
it's best to resolve the issues which made it lose twice in the last four
plus years. I further propose that the DNC work very hard to win the next
election. I would like to see someone like Kennedy in office. A man of
the people, a patriot. JFK was rich and powerful. But he was not an elitist.
He got the job done until assassinated by unknown evil men (and/or women)
long before his administration reached it's peak.
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- So from this writer, enough already. Go to work on the
next election now. Too much of your energy is being sapped by this horse
hockey.
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- Ka-nock if off. At some point, you all, both sides, began
to bore me. I am now officially and irrevocably bored to tears.
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- Jim Mortellaro
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