Deep Thoughts & Telling Anagrams
By Hsing Lee

"Freedom from fear and want, freedom of speech and religion."
-- From the World War II Victory Medal
"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances."
-- Bill of Rights, Article 1 a.k.a. the First Amendment.
"We ain't the problems, we ain't the villains. It's the suckers deprivin' the truth from our children. Freedom of speech? Yeah boy, just watch what you say..."
-- Ice T, 1989
For exercising his freedom of speech, Ice T was threatened by the FBI and the GHW Bush administration. The FBI even sent Ice a threatening letter that he read on NBC News. He warned the world in 1989 on network TV that freedom of speech was disappearing. Freedom of speech? Yeah boy, just watch what you say.
"Assuming the press reports are right, it's a terrible thing to say, and it is unfortunate. And that's why - there was an earlier question about has the President said anything to people in his own party - they're reminders to all Americans that THEY NEED TO WATCH WHAT THEY SAY, WATCH WHAT THEY DO."
--Ari Fleischer, September 26, 2001
(I can hear Ice's "I TOLD YOU SO, SUCKERS" from here.)
"We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness."
--Declaration of Independence, July 4, 1776
"All animals are equal but some are more equal than others."
--Animal Farm, George Orwell
"Terrorists don't deserve Constitutional rights."
--Dick Cheney, October 2001.
Hmmm, Dick? You mean ALLEGED Terrorists, don't you, Dick? Innocent until proven guilty and all that. Or, are people of some colors more guilty than others?
"I, George Walker Bush, do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and I will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution of the United States."
--George W Bush, January 2001
"The constitution has served us well."
--George W Bush, National Security Strategy for the US
NOTE that it's PAST TENSE and lower case c.
Well, he's sort of keeping his promise...
He's DEFINITELY executed the Presidency and the Constitution.
HR 1646 Section 236A(b) HABEAS CORPUS AND JUDICIAL REVIEW- Judicial review of any action or decision relating to this section (including judicial review of the merits of a determination made under subsection (a)(3)) is available exclusively in habeas corpus proceedings in the United States District Court for the District of Columbia. Notwithstanding any other provision of law, including section 2241 of title 28, United States Code, except as provided in the preceding sentence, no court shall have jurisdiction to review, by habeas corpus petition or otherwise, any such action or decision.
HR 1646 Section 236A(a)(2) RELEASE- Except as provided in paragraph (5), the Attorney General shall maintain custody of such an alien until the alien is removed from the United States. Such custody shall be maintained irrespective of any relief from removal for which the alien may be eligible, or any relief from removal granted the alien, until the Attorney General determines that the alien is no longer an alien who may be certified under paragraph (3).
Habeas who? We can't hear you. We're too busy ripping up the constitution, err, I mean Constitution.
Why is Chimpy called President, when really he's just a Supreme Court Precedent?
Is it just coincidence that Karl Rove's name sounds so much like Call Rover? Arf! Arf!
Is it called the White House because of the paint job, or because of who always lives there?
If an ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure, why is Dubya spending millions of taxpayer's dollars on Superbowl commercials, but refusing to use the troops in Afghanistan to get rid of opium fields?
The Department of Homeland Security is supposed to protect the Homeland. But if the laws in HR5170 apply in Hawaii, Guam, and elsewhere, doesn't that imply that Americans perceive that their 'Homeland' is, in fact, anywhere that they set up shop and steal someone else's land?
We know Dick Cheney is a sleaze bucket for trading with the enemy, which he's done with at least three nations, two of whom are on Bush's Axis-of-Evil list. We also know that he's overweight and has a pacemaker, even though he insists his heart is fine. And I think it's fair to say that the guy was probably a geek when he was young, so people probably thought he was a dipstick.
Does this mean Dick Cheney's a Sleazy-fat-robotic-dipstick, hexed-by-bad-prognosis?
Or, is he just a Super-grumpy-oil-soaked-shitstick, vexed-with-Enron-gnosis?
Bet you can't say that one ten times really fast!
Nostradamus believers, Bible Code believers, and believers in Numerology are going to love this. Believers in these things tell us that all symbols have power, and by mixing these letters, words, or symbols around, we can find hidden meanings. They claim that all kinds of wisdom and even prophecy can be found in many different texts, by using a system of mixing and matching words, letters, or numbers.
Whether or not there's merit to these various beliefs is not the point. Take a look at what wisdom is found in Anagrams of the "OFFICE OF HOMELAND SECURITY"
Regarding HR5710 the Homeland Security Act:
O Dear Me! Is not fluffy choice.
Shit! Coffee-coloured infamy.
Fiery scum ace fine foothold
Officiously cheatin freedom
Choosy if infected formulae
Oh my! Fouled Chief fornicates!
Offishly rude economic feat
Regarding the Ascendance of the Fourth Reich:
Fiercely touches off domain
Regarding HR5710's economic impact:
Foul faced shiftier economy
Offishly deft economic urea
Fiery economic softhead flu
Offishly rude economic fate
O man! Officious deft lechery!
Slouchier economy if fat Fed
Regarding Corporate Inversion for HS to deal with expatriated US companies:
If cutely offshore, demoniac
Regarding how HR5710 came to pass:
Arch-foe, deficits, foul money
Ineffectual chief, or Sodomy?
Foulest economy if rich deaf
Regarding what the GOP said in 1999 when looking for a Candidate:
Fetch fiery, mendacious fool
Regarding George W Bush:
Fiery, stuffed economic halo
Hated fouler, iffy economics
Foul arch-foe comes. Identify!
Mediocre, foul, Chief of nasty.
I'm cutesy fool, arch-foe, fiend
On Dick Cheney:
Officious, fat, lechery-demon
On the disempowerment of the Constitution:
So foul in democracy, the fief
Foul cheaters of nice modify
On those applauding HR5170:
Officiously fat cheer, demon!
Fancy cheer, if foul Sodomite.
"But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security"
-- July 4, 1776, Declaration of Independence



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