- I am thankful for...
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- I am thankful that the government cares enough for me
to give me a lifesaving vaccination. ...No wait that would be a life threatening
vaccine, I could die.
I am thankful for the beautiful blue sky I see each morning. ...No scratch
that, they are filled with some sort of chemical trails and haze this morning.
Okay I got it..I am thankful for the freedom that I have in this great
nation.
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- ...Oh well, I just found out that my privacy was just
taken away from me by some new government snooping law.
Ah, here we go: I am thankful for my wife.
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- ...No that's not it, my wife left me and went to Florida
because that was the trendy thing to do.
Let's try: I am thankful that I don't live in Iraq.
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- ...Well it's not much, but that is the best I can do
right now.
It's no wonder most people call it "turkey day" instead of "Thanksgiving"
these days.
Dan Ahrens
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