SIGHTINGS


 
American Pop Cultural Update:
Actual Country Western Song Titles
From Paul Kasicki
4-30-98


1. Get Your Biscuits In The Oven And Your Buns In Bed
 
2. Get Your Tongue Otta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
 
3. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
 
4. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
 
5. I Can't Get Over You, So Why Don't You Get Under Me?
 
6. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
 
7. I Got In At 2 With a 10, And Woke Up At 10 With a 2
 
8. I Hate Every Bone In Your Body Except For Mine
 
9. I Just Bought A Car From A Guy That Stole My Girl,
But The Car Don't Run, So I Figure We Got An Even Deal
 
10. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You
 
11. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well
 
12. I Still MIss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
 
13. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
 
14. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonite
 
15. I'm So miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here
 
16. I've Got Tears in My Ears From Lying On My Back While I Cry Over You
 
17. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
 
18. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now
 
19. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head)
 
20. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus
 
21. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, and I Sure Do Miss Him
 
22. Please Bypass this Heart
 
23. She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger
 
24. You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly


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