1. Because the devil you don’t know is better than the she-devil
you do.
2. Wall Street won’t immediately open an annex in the West Wing
the day after inauguration.
3. Fewer Sharia refugees in your community schools & pools.
4. Black Lives Matter can go back to doing whatever they didn’t
do before. Maybe community barbecues instead of burning down neighborhoods.
5. Saturday Night Live will finally become funny again! With President
Trump lampooned by comedians Darrell Hammond or Will Ferrell, eight tortuous
years of witless tedium will come to a blessed end.
6. Gun sales will finally fall, making America safe again (or at
least Chicago). Once Obama retires to some sand trap somewhere,
The Greatest Gun Salesman in American History will be replaced by
an avid 2nd Amendment supporter rather than pro-war, anti-gun Hillary.
7. The First Lady will finally be worth looking at again, after
more than a FIFTY YEARS! One half century, or not since Jackie O
Kennedy (Okay, Laura B was sweet).
8. RINOs finally go on the Endangered List, if not declared altogether
Extinct, thus enabling small animals and American taxpayers to live free
from fear.
9. Global cooling begins, as long list of Extremely Hot wars with
impoverished countries around the world under Clinton / Bush / Obama slows
or closes altogether. Polar bears, taxpayers and penguins rejoice. The
MIC not so much.
10. Last but not least: The Serial Molester is prevented from moving
back into the East Wing and despoiling the White House again.
You and I could easily add several dozen more valid and Delightful reasons.
For example: The atrocious, complicit-with-war-criminals corporate media
would get wholly trumped and repudiated with an overwhelming vote for
Trump. The folks at #BlackLivesMatter can disband or discuss why
most Americans seem to prefer #FamilyLivesMatter or better still, #JobsLivesMatter.
Burnt by Bernie backers can give the middle finger to the rigged and corrupt
DNC with a Trump vote. See how easy it is to make your own list?
No, narcissist television show host and casino owner, Donald Trump is
not the savior of America, but at least he is NOT the unindicted war criminal
(like the last four presidents) with millions of dead and wounded on their
bloodthirsty resumes.
As I wrote months ago in a Rense column called The Bigger Wild Card -
Trump Or Putin? , the elites will find a way to get to Trump or
have him removed altogether if he becomes too much of a threat to them.
Also, as I wrote back in May, The First & Last Tabloid Presidential
Elections, anything can happen in or Banana-less Republic.
Can you say President Pence or Citizen Kaine? Of course Diebold
will have the last say, when all votes are tallied in November. |
