The New York Times, Israel's
most prestigious “American” publication, is very angry. It seems that
Egypt's president, Mohamed Morsi once compared Zionists to apes, pigs,
and bloodsuckers. According to the Times, President Morsi once referred
to Zionists as “vampires” and spoke of “these bloodsuckers who attack
the Palestinians, these warmongers, the descendants of apes and pigs.”
The Times is right. Morsi's remarks are outrageous. He ought to
apologize to the apes, pigs, and vampires.
Apes, pigs, and vampires have never committed genocide. Apes, pigs,
and vampires have never targeted innocent children playing on streets
and playgrounds for systematic assassination by military snipers.
Apes, pigs, and vampires have never dropped white phosphorous bombs
on civilian neighborhoods. Apes, pigs, and vampires have never used aggressive
war the supreme crime against humanity according to the Nuremburg Tribunals
to steal the land and resources of their defenseless neighbors.
Apes, pigs, and vampires have never taken over the entire US mainstream
media and used it to broadcast nonstop pro-genocide propaganda.
Apes, pigs, and vampires do not murder people in false-flag terror
attacks designed to be blamed on their enemies.
Apes, pigs, and vampires do not scheme to destroy the countries
Apes, pigs, and vampires did not blow up the three World Trade Center
skyscrapers, murder 3,000 Americans, and launch a genocidal war against
a religion of almost two billion people.
It may be true that apes, pigs, and vampires would not make desirable
guests at a dinner party; nor would they be considered ideal marriage
partners for your son or daughter. Apes have a number of bad habits: They
scratch their armpits, have questionable standards of hygiene, and sometimes
run around breaking things and shrieking wildly.
But compared to a war criminal, a genocide perpetrator, a child
murderer, a false-flag schemer, a white phosphorous bomber, a house-destroyer,
an olive grove uprooter, a Rachel Corrie killer, a Mavi Marmara assassin,
or a person who supports all these things, an ape is a model of decency
and decorum. Comparing a Zionist to an ape insults the ape.
Pigs, for their part, are even dirtier than apes. Pigs root around
in filth, gobble up excrement, and wallow in sewage. They do not smell
pleasant, nor do they make interesting conversation.
But pigs do not ethnically-cleanse. In fact, they don't cleanse
anything at all.
A pig may reduce his pen to a wallow of foul, stinking mud. But
no pig would ever force 1,700,000 people into a concentration camp like
the Gaza Strip, and proceed to deprive those people of the means of life
and livelihood. No pig would bomb them, shoot them, and starve them. No
pig, despite his own taste for raw sewage, would force 1,700,000 people
to drink unclean, unsafe water.
Vampires, like Zionists, prey on others. But vampires do not victimize
millions of people. Vampires only suck the amount of blood they need.
Zionists spill the blood of untold numbers of people, and are prepared
to kill hundreds of millions (google “Samson Option”) to protect their
genocide project, or avenge its loss. Unlike vampires, Zionists are monumentally
careless with the blood of others. And unlike vampires, Zionists spill
oceans of the stuff.
It might be argued that President Morsi did not directly equate
Zionists with apes and pigs. Instead, he merely referred to Zionists as
the descendants of apes and pigs, echoing a Qur'anic verse that uses these
metaphors to condemn those who rejected and persecuted the prophets.
But calling the Zionists “descendants of apes and pigs” is still
a terrible insult to apes and pigs. The very idea that relatively harmless
animals could give birth to such hideous offspring as Zionists is deeply
Abe Apeman, President of the Ape Anti-Defamation League (AADL),
called a press conference in the monkey house of the Bronx Zoo yesterday
demanding that President Morsi apologize for his remarks and donate at
least ten million dollars to the AADL.“When the leader of a country has
a history of statements demonizing apes, and he does not do anything to
correct it, it makes sense that many simians would conclude that he cannot
be trusted as a partner for peace and stability in inter-species relations,”
Apeman explained as he jumped up and down and flung his feces at the assembled
Morsi's remarks also triggered protests in other nations. In Eastern
Europe, Count Dracula, President of the World Association of Vampires
(WAV) led a march of several hundred protestors to the capitol of Transylvania,
where the vampires demanded that Morsi retract his remarks and apologize
to the Undead community.
Meanwhile, in France, angry mobs of pigs blocked major highways
and intersections across the country, while thousands assembled at the
Egyptian embassy in Paris, oinking slogans and making a terrible mess,
until they were finally dispersed by French police.