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If 'Obomney' Wins

By Scott Teeters
10-25-12

 

Gerald Celente was a guest on Jeff Rense’s program just after the end of the third and final presidential debate. He’s is one of my favorite people and I have to thank Jeff Rense for introducing Gerald to so many of us. Celente is as down to earth and genuine as as it gets. Yes, he’s the real deal and I sincerely appreciate his blunt and sometimes earthy way of expressing his ideas. Simply put, he’s HONEST. And in an era of politically correct double speak, he’s a breath of fresh air.

Towards the end of the program, both men concluded that for things that really matter to the average American citizen, there really isn’t much difference between the two candidates. So, there really ISN’T a choice. Celente was quite adamant that we should never vote for “the lesser of two evils.” Why? Because you’re then endorsing evil! Jeff closed out the interview with the question for the listeners, “Will anything good come about for the nation if either candidate wins?” I thought about it and here’s how I see it.

If “Barkey” Obama Wins...

He’ll end up with neck trouble because his chin will be so high. If we thought he was arrogant the last four years, ‘08 to ‘12 will look like his warm up act. He will make George Dubya look humble.

“Terrible Tuesdays,” the president’s weekly review of whom will be targeted for death via a drone strike, based on his defined criteria, will continue until morale around the world improves. (they’re ALL “terrorists” you know, even the targeted wedding parties)

And once the “Drones Across America Program” is operational, he’ll issue an Executive Order to have the arming switches “TURNED ON.” Yes, drone strikes on Americans will be the order of every “Frightful Friday” ­ until moral improves, of course. That way, we’ll have something to look forward to for the weekend ­ seeing if anyone we know got wacked!

And as more Americans have their unemployment run out and are no longer counted as “unemployed,” this will force the official unemployment rate well below 4%, so that he can take FULL CREDIT,   
and proclaim his “success, economic brilliance, and leadership.”

In international affairs he will continue bungling everything he touches, as he leads from behind, and bows and curtsey’s to every monarch he can find. And his “Let’s Party! Vacation Momma” will set new highs in decadence. Monthly vacations for family and friends will be standard. After all, it’s “Hell” there in the Whitehouse and the first family has to have some “down time,” ya know? And Camp David is so boor-ing!

No, we ain’t seen nothing yet! In a single word, he/they will be, UNBEARABLE.

If “Mittins” Romney Wins...

We are likely to be at war before we know it. Romney will leave the Inauguration, get on Air Force One, head straight to Tel Aviv to ask his, “How shall I serve thee, Master BeeBee?” IF, we survive “assisting” Israel in an all-out attack on Iran (actually, WE will be doing the attacking), the blowback will be like nothing we have ever imagined, or “President Romney” will be able to handle.

And if how we handled 9-11, the war in Iraq, the war in Afghanistan, Libya, etc is an indication of our “superiority,” may God have mercy on our souls.

Now, if I’m wrong about the above timetable and assisting Israel doesn’t happen for a year or so, most Romney supporters will be expecting Mr. Wall Street to “run America like a business.” The distorted logic is this - Because Romney was so successful as a Wall Street tycoon, he “knows how to run a business.”

Yes, he DID make a lot of money, as a VULTURE CAPITALIST! He’s “Gordon Gekko” without the smarminess!

Silly, naïve, conservative Republicans choose not to see that Romney’s “job” at Bain Capital was DESTROYING American businesses. Yes, he will scour what’s left across this land, break it up, and OUTSOUCE EVERYTHING! Why? Because, as in the movie “Wall Street” with Michael Douglas and Charlie Sheen, when the kid, “Bud,” asks Gekko, “Why do you need to wreck this company?” Gekko barks back, “Because it’s WRECKABLE, all right?!”

Get it? When you think about Romney, think ”Gordon Gekko” and you’re close.

And once Romney’s work with America is finished, he will hand us over to The United Nations, with the Mormons as our task masters. Much beyond our Romney-lead demise, I can’t see.

Sorry to sound so glum, really. But PLEASE, I ask you to consider, what is coming up that will make things better? Think about it, really.

Four more years of Obama’s already failed ideas? What’s he done right so far? Do we really want to give him four more years to experiment on us? Or maybe we’ll get the “Bain Capital RX Plan for America” with European Union-style, bone crushing austerities. Neither candidate has a clue. Each just wants to “drive the bus” off the bridge via remote control! After the bus crashes, they won’t be affected, they’re not one the bus, WE ARE!

So how will things improve under the “leadership” of either man? It WON’T.

I’ve concluded that most people are happier with their “illusions.” I prefer reality. But that’s just Me.

No, it ain’t a pretty picture one way or the other. Who would have ever thought that Joe Biden would turn out to be such a prophet when he said nearly four years ago...

"GIRD YOUR LOINS!"

Well, Jeff asked the question, and I thought about it. Hopefully, it’ll be worth about what you paid for it, which is, of course, nothing. I SO want to be wrong. And, I’m getting tired of saying so.

 

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