- After congress passed the so-called Health Reform bill,
I felt more like screaming than laughing. After all, what is there to laugh
about? Oh yes, Obama. He has, indeed, become laughable.
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- The Holy Bible has less than 1,300 pages. But, how would
you like to be tasked with having to read all those pages, until you understood
them, in a month, a week, or a day, while having what some say is the most
difficult job in the world?
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- President Obama did something far more heroic than that.
He carefully read twice that many pages, and all of it was in some of the
most poorly written, most abstruse legalese imaginable. It was the 2,700,
plus, pages of the Healthcare "Reform" bill, commonly called
Obamacare; and since this bill was always changing, add another 300 pages
poor Obama had to read.
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- Perhaps, the president enjoyed reading something that
is over twice as long as the Bible, twice as hard to understand (due to
poor writing), but only half as interesting. But, Mr. Obama had an advantage:
It's been scientifically proven that pathological liars are faster readers
than those not so gifted.
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- And maybe reading that tome of legislation so inspired
Mr. Obama he couldn't stop reading it, even missing the basketball games
of March Madness, and Michele's pleas of "Put down that office stuff
and come to bed, dear."
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- Undoubtedly, our poor president hasn't slept in weeks.
Remember he also had thousands of pages of other bills to to read, all
written by the little wordsmiths in tax free "think-tanks" run
by the oligarchs of the International Monetary/Banking Cartel, who have
sponsored Barack since he was in college.
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- Our president - a self proclaimed man of the people -
must have smiled when he read how heavy taxes on his people will start
immediately, while benefits for his people are to take place in later years,
plenty of time for future legislation to nullify those benefits.
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- A satisfying sigh of pleasure must have escaped his lips
when he read that Obamacare mandates the hiring of 16,000 more IRS agents,
to ensure all taxpaying Americans do their patriotic parts by paying more
confiscatory taxes: "Ah my liberal base will be so pleased my green
shoots are producing more jobs," he must have thought.
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- But the lying skill, so perfected by our president many
years ago, seemed to have lost some of its magic. But, what do you expect?
Undoubtedly our poor president hasn't slept in weeks. Actually, he hasn't
slept in years, due to all the legislation he had to read as a senator
before he'd dare vote on any of it.
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- I guess President Obama is thankful for the legislative
Reorganization Act of 1970, which stipulates a 30 day congressional recess
each August. So, if we don't see much of President Obama in August, we'll
know why - he'll be catching up on his sleep.
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- Wow, what a guy ...
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- J. Speer-Williams
- jsw4@mac.com
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