- One of Israel's most senior and respected rabbis, Schlobo
Bombinski, on an impromptu and lavishly taxpayer-funded visit to Germany,
has angrily denied charges that the traditional rabbinic practice of sucking
the penises of freshly-circumcised young boys is in any way comparable
to that of the "filthy Catholic practice" of seducing "Zionist-hating"
Christians.
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- In reference to a multitude of reports following an earlier
MSNBC Television disclosure that rabbis are transmitting genital herpes
to young boys after having viciously lacerated their sexual organs [1],
Bombinski lashed out at what he described as "a catastrophic tsunami
of worldwide anti-Semitism based upon a misunderstood conception of the
love that religiously inspired Jewish rabbis entertain toward young boys
born into the same faith."
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- And in fierce response to the accusation that, "You
have to realize what we're dealing with isn't some special 'chosen people',
but instead is a tribe of raging homosexual pedophiles [2]", Bombinski
made a dramatic appeal to the German media to focus more on the "behind
every lamppost" Catholic abuse of young choristers and give even greater
attention to his credit card number, additionally providing his international
bank transfer code, saying: "Six million euros would be small recompense
to the holocaust of my sensibilities for this blatantly anti-Semitic libel."
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- Furthermore, after having won a three-hour standing ovation
after a speech delivered to the German Parliament and having denied the
very existence of a people who have the audacity to refer to themselves
as "Palestinians," Bombinski unexpectedly broke down in tears
and paid homage to the estimated 200,000 Germans agonisingly destroyed
by a firestorm unleashed on the unwitting citizens in Dresden in February
1945.
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- "We Jews," he told the told fawning politicians
and reporters "are a Light Unto the World. We only kill little Palestinian
children to save them from a life of poverty, squalor and disease. Would
I lie to you? Would I lie to you about my American Express Card number?"
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- The outspoken rabbi's comments have provoked consternation
among many of Germany's leading Catholic Bishops. One, whom, refuses to
be named for fear of imprisonment said: "The Israelis have had it
in for us ever since the Vatican sent an independent team of observers
to Gaza in the wake of their continuing, unwarranted and psychopathically
inspired attacks upon the innocent people of that unfortunate strip and
the destruction of their schools, housing, food suppliers, hospitals and
sanitation services, which included the use of flesh-eating white phosphorous
gases and depleted uranium munitions. They have never forgiven us."
[3]
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- However, the Rabbi's comments were welcomed in a statement
issued by German Chancellor Angela Merkel as a vindication of the "horrific
and unjustifiably irrational persecution of a really loving, generous and
very cute Muppet-looking people who were cruelly dismembered, tortured,
barbecued, abducted by blonde-haired aliens from Pleiades, and turned into
energy-saving light bulbs during the criminal, full-employment Third Reich
when everyone was forced to be happy, healthy, well-fed, secure and optimistic
about a non-usurious future."
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- German Foreign Secretary, Guido Westerwelle, accompanied
by his male partner, Michael Mronz, on a flight to an unknown red-light
destination in downtown Tel Aviv, also endorsed Frau Merkel's heartfelt
statement. "I loved Sesame Street too, especially Kermit the Frog,"
he emphasized. "That's why I'm a politician."
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- "Like me, the German people have always bent over
backwards to accommodate the Jewish people every inch of the way,"
he told reporters in the hastily vacated toilet of a lavishly taxpayer-funded
Lufthansa flight. "We shall continue to have the backs big enough
to do everything we can to take fully within us their desire to discharge
of themselves all that they wish. All Jews, having free passage, are welcome
to come into Germany, penetrate our innermost feelings and then help us
wipe away the stains of the climactic past. There is a very big shaft of
kindness for the Jews in Germany and we must never permit them to feel
that we shall ever allow them to withdraw their reciprocal comeliness."
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- Tensions have sharpened radically between the Roman Catholic
Church and the State of Israel in the wake of shocking revelations that
Pope Benedict is not only German, but also a former commandant of Auschwitz
who personally supervised the mass murder of exactly* six million Jews
in a 'Bake and Take' camping stove in just one day, and who is also suspected
of having ordered the musically choreographed and Hollywood-directed rape
of an eerily similar number of innocent pro-Semitic choirboys.
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- Reports are hitting the wire that the Israeli government
is now investigating allegations that all Catholics are working secretly
in league with "Grey aliens" to destroy the ecstasy manufacturing
drug laboratories, and the child prostitution and snuff-video cartels that
operate, tax-free, out of Tel Aviv.
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- No doubt this explains recent Daily Telegraph reports
as to why the Israeli "Defence" Force, has been issued by their
government with leaflets advising them that Catholic missionaries are actively
inciting the Free People of Palestine (the True owners of the Land) to
instigate acts of insurgency against the illegal Ashkenazi occupiers, although
no such leafleting has ever taken place. Still, shit sticks; and rumour
has it that Israel is nothing but.
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- Charlotte Knobloch, President of the Central Council
of Jews Parasiting in Germany ZJD/CCJPIG), has welcomed the debate as an
opportunity to mend ecumenical bridges.
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- "The fact is," she says, "Jesus Christ
was a skinhead and a well-known Nazi. Some of Judaism's most sacred engravings
on view to the public in the Yad Vashem Memorial crafted, well, I dunno,
maybe thirty years ago, quite clearly depict this Jesus guy wearing Doctor
Martin boots and a Lonsdale jacket. All of his disciples wore Swastika
armbands and were busy building outdoor camping stoves. We know this from
scripture written, I dunno, maybe after that Spielberg movie, so it's gotta
be true. And this is my VISA card number. But cash will do nicely."
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- Abe Foxman, a well-known American Patriot who loves all
Americans, so long as they're Jews and have his bank account details, concurs.
"Hey, you know folks," he was once heard saying during an AIPAC
meeting, "I was talking to my old buddy, Johhny Hagee, and I said
to this Christian-Zionist Schmuck: You know Johnski, how we gonna fuck
these Goyim while we've got this asshole in the Whitehouse? You know where
I'm coming from?"
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- "Well, you know this fucking, bible-bashing nutcase
son-of-a-bitch kisses every hair on our sweet little asses, and he's got
this kinda Israel is 'cute and candy' sort of deal going with those Sunday
pill heads who listen to his sales pitch. You gotta laugh at these Fundie
guys. Sells a heap of crap and sends it right into the barrels of our IDF
boys who take every goddamned organ they can harvest, you know what I mean?"
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- "So he tells me: 'You know, Abesky, I think we can
cut a deal. The only folks out there helping these goddamned original always-been-there
Israelite Palestinians are the Catholics'." [4]
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- "Oi, vey, oi vey! See what you mean, Johnski,"
I said. "Like your thinking. What's the big smart?"
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- "Hey, get this, fellas: These Hagee assholes . well,
they kinda know that we Ashkenazi Jews are fakey-fakey. But, they got influence
and love our big bucks. We gotta use 'em for every dime, and then take
these losers out."
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- "Well, this asshole, Hagee. You know what he does?
He just says, 'Hey, Abesky, we're all into kids. You know what I mean?
But we're kind of neat about it with the boys in the government who count.
The big shots. And they hate Catholics. Remember Kennedy? And guess what?
I gotta a file one mile deep'."
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- "So this Hagee jerk makes like he's looking all
holy and proper, you know, but I guess this freak is adding it all to his
investment fund. These fuckers crucify me laughing. I own the fund and
it's about to hit a government-funded bail-out."
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- "Then he turns round to me and says, 'Abesky, you
guys own the media one-hundred percent. I think we got a deal. I can hack
it. You know my credit card number. If I like what I see, you're gonna
be happy. God bless Israel!'."
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- And God Bless little Jewish children who suffer viciously
painful genital mutilation and then the faces of insane bearded freaks
giving them paedophiliac blow-jobs and life-long herpes.
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- Mike James, an English republican patriot, is a blacklisted
former freelance journalist resident in Zionist-occupied Germany since
1992 with additional long-haul stays in East Africa, Poland and Switzerland,
now working in an automobile factory. He advocates a Leaderless Resistance
to destroy the Soviet European Union and prays for a free and independent
England, shorn of all alliances with the EU, UK, NATO, the UN, WTO, IMF,
Israel and any other treacherous international cabal or entity.
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- [1] http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6898403/
- [2] http://www.subvertednation.net/jews-suck-baby-penises/
- [3] http://blog.beliefnet.com/pontifications/2009/01/gaza-stripconcentration-camp.html
- [4] http://www.welfarestate.com/nwo/smear-church.htm
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- * Official statistics never lie. But official lies are
always statistics.
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- All history is pure fiction. Second, third, fourth-hand
reportage. Perjury is a crime punishable by up to ten years imprisonment.
Fight 'statistics' with philosophy and intuitive logic. You ain't experienced
it: it never happened. Trust nobody but God. You have a right to be a free
human being with the ability to think and reason for yourself!
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