- Question: How many Democrats does it take to change
a light bulb?
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- Answer:
At least 60. One to find a bulb, one to unscrew the old one, one
to find the recycling bin, one to buy a new one, one to borrow the money
to pay for it, and 56 more to try and fight off the 40 Republicans who
say there's nothing wrong with the old one.
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- Question:
How may Democrats does it take to kill a good idea?
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- Answer:
One. House Speaker Nancy Pelosi, who by herself kept resolutions to initiate
impeachment hearings against President Bush and Vice President Cheney "off
the table," and who by herself prevented any hearing in the House
on Rep. John Conyers' excellent bill. HR 676 which would have solved the
nation's health care crisis by simply expanding Medicare to cover everyone
from getting a hearing.
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- Question:
How many generals does it take to dig a tunnel?
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