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A Hippopotamus Named "Diane"...
By Curt Maynard
7-1-9
 
 
 
 
If Hate Crimes Legislation is passed, essays/articles
like this one will become illegal to write -
 
Imagine this - seriously, close your eyes and imagine the following. Your at work and the boss introduces you to a new employee named Jeff. The odd thing is, the boss introduces Jeff to you as a Hippopotamus, and acts as if there isn't anything even slightly unusual about this introduction. Jeff smiles and tells you that he's happy to meet you and invites you over to dinner to meet his bull [Male Hippopotamus] and his calves [baby Hippopotamuses].
 
How would you respond? Seriously, how would you respond, would you think Jeff and the boss absolutely insane? Would you really? Here you have a man that introduces another man to you as a Hippopotamus - he does so as if there isn't anything slightly unusual about this arrangement, in fact, he insists that you refer to Jeff as a Hippopotamus and if you don't, he'll view you as intolerant and will probably fire you. Jeff himself indicates that if you don't refer to him as a Hippopotamus it'll hurt his feelings - after all he fervently believes he's an aquatic mammal. But it doesn't end there, imagine too that Jeff and the boss expect you to refer to Jeff as a Hippopotamus even in Jeff's absence, when he isn't present - they expect you to refer to him as a Hippo when speaking about him with your co-workers. Sound strange? Not really.
 
Many fools embrace this insanity on a daily basis and don't think for a moment that employers aren't involved also - in fact they are the primary cause of the problem. If a "transsexual" works with you, you can bet your last dollar that above mentioned insanity is practiced at your workplace. A human born a male cannot ever become a female - it is just as impossible as a man "becoming" a Hippopotamus period! A human being born without a womb, without fallopian tubes and ovaries is a male. A human being born with a penis and testicles is a male. You can do whatever you like, you can mutilate the human body in any manner you choose, you cannot "give" a man a womb, and ovaries anymore than you can "give" a woman a working penis and testicles.
 
What I am saying here is simple - if you work with a transsexual and refer to him as a her or he as a she, or refer to her as a him or she as a he, you aren't hip, you aren't cool, you aren't "tolerant," you are mentally ill. There is no difference whatsoever in referring to a man as a woman or referring to a human being as a Hippopotamus - none whatsoever!
 
I had the opportunity to work with such a person a couple of years ago, when I was first introduced to "Diane," I thought my employer had made a mistake concerning his name, because the man was so obviously male that it would have been impossible, or so I thought, to believe otherwise. The only thing "feminine" about "Diane," was the relatively generous amount of breast tissue he sported, something not altogether unusual in some males, especially in this day and age - other than that he looked about as female as Clint Eastwood.
 
As time went by, I mentioned "Diane" [I only refer to him as Diane, because I never learned his real name] to some of my co-workers and to my chagrin, complete disgust would be a more apt term, I discovered that more than 90% of them believed him to be a woman. At first I couldn't believe it, I thought they were just "playing" the "tolerance." game, but sure enough, the fools actually believed that "Diane," was a woman.
 
 
I asked them to explain his adams apple, I asked them to explain his five o'clock shadow, I asked them to explain how the hell they could ever believe that a woman could be so damned ugly in a masculine kind of way. I questioned their sanity. They were incensed, they couldn't believe that I could be so insensitive as to refer to "Diane," as a male, even is he, err I mean she is a male, what difference does it make, doesn't he have the right to be who he wants to believe, blah, blah, blah. NO! "Diane" does not have the right to be who he wants to be if I am expected to play along - "Diane," can go home and play a Hippopotamus for all I care, but I will not play a role in this insane charade, he, nor my employer has a right to expect me to engage in their delusional beliefs either - if they choose to embrace absolute insanity that's their business, but I will not go along - I AM NOT CRAZY!
 
Wake up America, you are being lied to.
http://curtmaynardsnewestblog.blogspot.com/2009/06/hippopotamus-named-diane.html

 
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