- Resume
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- GEORGE W. BUSH 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue
Washington , DC 20520
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- EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE
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- LAW ENFORCEMENT
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- I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine
, in 1976 for driving under the influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid
a fine, and had my driver's license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving
record has been "lost" and is not available.
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- MILITARY
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- I joined the Texas Air National Guard
and went AWOL. I refused to take a drug test or answer any questions about
my drug use. By joining the Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid
combat duty in Vietnam
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- COLLEGE
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- I graduated from Yale University with
a low C average. I was a cheerleader.
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- PAST WORK EXPERIENCE
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- I ran for U.S. Congress and lost. I began
my career in the oil business in Midland , Texas , in 1975. I bought an
oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas . The company went bankrupt
shortly after I sold all my stock.
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- I bought the Texas Rangers baseball
team in a sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money. With the
help of my father and our friends in the oil industry, including Enron
CEO Ken Lay, I was elected governor of Texas .
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- ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS
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- I changed Texas pollution laws to favor
power and oil companies, making Texas the most polluted state in the Union
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- During my tenure, Houston replaced Los
Angeles as the most smog-ridden city in America
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- I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas
treasury to the tune of billions in borrowed money.
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- I set the record for the most executions
by any governor in American history.
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- With the help of my brother, the governor
of Florida , and my father's appointments to the Supreme Court, I became
President after losing by over 500,000 votes.
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- ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT
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- I am the first President in U.S. history
to enter office with a criminal record.
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- I invaded and occupied two countries
at a continuing cost of over one billion dollars per week.
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- I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively
bankrupted the U.S. Treasury.
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- I shattered the record for the largest
annual deficit in U.S. history.
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- I set an economic record for most private
bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period.
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- I set the all-time record for most foreclosures
in a 12-month period.
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- I set the all-time record for the biggest
drop in the history of the U.S. stock market.
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- In my first year in office, over 2 million
Americans lost their jobs and that trend continues every month.
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- I'm proud that the members of my cabinet
are the richest of any administration in U.S. history. My "poorest
millionaire," Condoleeza Rice, had a Chevron oil tanker named after
her.
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- I set the record for most campaign fund-raising
trips by a U.S. President. I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder
for receiving the most corporate campaign donations.
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- My largest lifetime campaign contributor,
and one of my best friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest corporate
bankruptcy fraud in U.S. History, Enron.
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- My political party used Enron private
jets and corporate attorneys to assure my success with the U.S. Supreme
Court during my election decision.
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- I have protected my friends at Enron
and Halliburton against investigation or prosecution.
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- More time and money was spent investigating
the Monica Lewinsky affair than has been spent investigating one of the
biggest corporate rip- offs in history.
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- I presided over the biggest energy crisis
in U.S. history and refused to intervene when corruption involving the
oil industry was revealed.
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- I presided over the highest gasoline
prices in U.S. history.
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- I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted
criminals to be awarded government contracts.
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- I appointed more convicted criminals
to administration than any President in U.S. history.
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- I created the Ministry of Homeland Security,
the largest bureaucracy in the history of the United States government.
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- I've broken more international treaties
than any President in U.S. history.
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- I am the first President in U.S. history
to have the United Nations remove the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission.
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- I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court
of Law. I refused to allow inspectors access to U.S . "prisoners of
war" detainees and thereby have refused to abide by the Geneva Convention.
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- I am the first President in history to
refuse United Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. election).
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- I set the record for fewest numbers
of press conferences of any President since the advent of television.
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- I set the all-time record for most days
on vacation in any one-year period. After taking off the entire month
of August, I presided over the worst security failure in U.S. history.
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- I garnered the most sympathy for the
U.S. after the World Trade Center attacks and less than a year later made
the U.S. the most hated country in the world, the largest failure of diplomacy
in world history.
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- I have set the all-time record for most
people worldwide to simultaneously protest me in public venues (15 million
people), shattering the record for protests against any person in the history
of mankind.
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- I am the first President in U.S. history
to order an unprovoked, pre-emptive attack and the military occupation
of a sovereign nation. I did so against the will of the United Nations,
the majority of U.S. citizens, and the world community.
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- I have cut health care benefits for war
veterans and support a cut in duty benefits for active duty troops and
their families-in-wartime.
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- In my State of the Union Address, I lied
about our reasons for attacking Iraq and then blamed the lies on our British
friends.
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- I am the first President in history to
have a majority of Europeans (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat
to world peace and security.
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- I am supporting development of a nuclear
"Tactical Bunker Buster," a WMD. I have so far failed to fulfill
my pledge to bring Osama Bin Laden [sic] to justice.
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- RECORDS AND REFERENCES
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- All records of my tenure as governor
of Texas are now in my father's library, sealed and unavailable for public
view.
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- All records of SEC investigations into
my insider trading and my bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and
unavailable for public view.
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- All records or minutes from meetings
that I, or my Vice-President, attended regarding public energy policy are
sealed in secrecy and unavailable for publi c review. I am a member of
the Republican Party.
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- PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING
IN THE 2006 MIDTERM ELECTIONS. PLEASE SEND THIS TO EVERY VOTER YOU KNOW.
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