- In 2006, Tom DeLay will pay. And so will Bob Ney, and
Mark Lay, and Ken Lay. Maybe by May, some people say. And when
they pay, let it be so. The same for Tom Noe and Texan Ted Poe.
And Wally O'Dell and a Miller named Zell and Jodi Rell as well. Oh
hell man, along with Ken Mehlman, it wouldn't be daft to jail Bob
Taft Let's hope none of them get off including Jack Abramoff and
Michael Chertoff.
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- May they have a terrible New Year And may
we all turn giddy, at the conviction of Scooter Libby. And wouldn't
it be zany to arrest Dick Cheney? And without bail may he be held,
that would be Don Rumsfeld.
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- Adding to the GOP's depressions, would be scandals
for Jeff and Pete Sessions. And it would not be a no no, to investigate
Mary Bono. At the end of the day, they may say, "Who knew"
they'd get John Sununu?
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- While the fundies are eating their grits, may
they read about the sacking of Paul Wolfowitz. And a bastard named
Hastert and the right-wing dodo, Sam Alito.
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- FDR used to grind away at "Martin, Barton,
and Fish," the GOP scoundrels of their day. Today you'd be no
meanie to attack "Foxx, Franks, and Feeney."
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- As for Bill O'Reilly, the lush, may his ratings
tumble, ditto for Rush. And may the sun finally set on a nit named
Mitt and a suit named Newt.
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- And how does this rub ya? The impeachment of Dubya.
May his fortunes ebb along with those of Jeb. May the House
of Bush collapse in debris al fresco thus joining the House of Ceausescu.
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- And God willing, with the trial of Jeffrey Skilling,
the Bush slush fund will be exposed and swallow up Karl Rove. Right
into the crap hole, along with Mike Crapo.
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- And may 06 be dismal for the neocon stooges, the
abysmal Ahmad Chalabi, Reza Pahlavi, and George Pataki. Let them
all decline, along with Mike DeWine. And there would be no affront
in kicking out Roy and Matt Blunt.
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- In the Year of the Dog may Condi Rice be afflicted
with the GOP's political lice -- the whole batch -- from Orrin Hatch
to John Bolton's mustache. Even Ted Stevens. Did I mention John Ensign?
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- And for the sanatorium, how about Rick Santorum?
And would it not be stunning to commit Jim Bunning? After a while,
maybe Jon Kyl.
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- After a movie called Brokeback let it be curtains
for a hate merchant called Brownback, and John Cornyn and B-1 Bob
Dornan. And the GOP won't be merry when they finally find out about
Rick Perry and not so holy over Mark Foley. The fundie criers will
groan louder about David Dreier and become quite abashed about Victor
Ashe.
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- Let California finally forsake its mistake, the
Nazi prevaricator Arnold Schwarzenegger. Wouldn't it be superb, if
the GOP had to bring back Mike Curb? And Maryland will grow sick
of Bob Ehrlich and there will be no safe harbor for Mississippi's
Haley Barbour.
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- In November, if we could, let's dump Virgil Goode
and Ray LaHood, Rick Renzi and in two years, Mike Enzi. It would
not be a mistake to toss out Jeff Flake and Errnie Istook who just
might be a crook.
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- This time next year, let us welcome to town a brand
new sound. One that is so liberal the neocons will spit meaningless
drivel and quickly shrivel.
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- Happy 06.
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