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Jumbo Liar, Crawfish
Die, Georgie Dumbo

By Ted Lang
9-14-5
 
Good-bye Easy, George is sleazy, me oh my oh, We gotta go, goons with guns, surround the bayou. His damned FEMA, then Katrina, he's a schemer, All of his guns, and his Huns, on the bayou.
 
Sorry Hank!
 
News Flash - Extra! Extra! Hear and see all about it! Watch your living or recreation room brain screen on Thursday night to catch Bush fumble his way out of his latest self-created mess! Listen to him garble his words! Watch him twitch and smirk! His image will probably flicker on all the major brain networks! Big Brother's artificial human and compassionate neoconservative cut-out will be on real, live network brain transmission coast-to-coast. He will attempt to extricate and exonerate himself from any and all responsibility for the many schemes and events people are beginning to see as deliberate, planned, set-ups and crimes designed to enslave them to the New World Order.
 
America's real dictators, Rove, Cheney and the Israeli Pentagon, have insisted that Figurehead G. Bush must speak up against the dissent by a growing majority of Americans sick of his blitzkriegs in the Middle East for oil and Israel. He must suppress growing dissent for his deliberate non-handling of an avertable disaster and for his invasion of New Orleans, now being supported by private rent-a-goons and uniformed machine-gun-toting thugs.
 
Now that's American capitalistic ingenuity for ya! Even Hitler, the source of the Bush crime family's wealth, didn't think of hiring rent-a-goon cops and mercenaries. I guess the precedent was put in place by G. Bush's predecessor, George III, who hired German mercenaries, called Hessians, to put down dissent on American soil over two hundred years ago.
 
Probably even his leading lady of color, Lizzy Rice, must have explained to him the danger of substituting the Jewish vote, acquired by putting Israeli interests before our own, for the black vote by turning his back on the majority race in the City of New Orleans. Lizzy must have whacked him with the facts, even though she herself was painting the town red in the Big Apple when Katrina hit!
 
Considering G. Bush's fumble/bumble style, and the hastily prepared but all-important text he will have to read from the prompters, it should be easy to figure out what our Figurehead will have to say. Needless to report, this rant will cause a run on b.s.-proof ear filters and anti-b.s. vaccine.
 
First, since this new patch-and-paste Band-aid will have to address Bush's latest fumble, which we all know to be neither a fumble nor Bush originated since he has yet to journey to the Emerald City, some lame but serious sounding bureaubabble must be smirkticulated to confound and yet impress the masses. Perhaps it will be a recently-discovered agency communicative mix-up and innocent snafu not as yet dealt with by the subservient mainstream corporate media. What they need to be told is something akin to what motivational speaker Joel Weldon calls an "Aha!" They need a factoid, albeit one that can neither be verified nor challenged, which will, at the same time, sound both reasonable and also surprising. That just might fool America again! Undoubtedly, it will surely fool the media.
 
Then we need something favorable to be said about Iraq. Preliminary noise points to a "firm commitment" as regards a pull-out of American troops in Iraq based upon political prattle indicating that Iraq is demonstrating, more and more, their ability at self-government. Never mind that they already had this ability long before we massacred over a hundred thousand of their innocent, non-combative citizens and leveled their city of Fallujah.
 
Bush is in serious trouble and so is his doting GOP. Both Democrats and Republicans died in New Orleans. But there are an increasing number of true American patriots in the Republican Party who are questioning the fascist/Nazi New World Order agenda of Figurehead G. Bush. Of course, Bush is clueless, but that is beginning to matter less and less. When respected Republicans such as Senator Chuck Hagel, Pat Buchanan, Paul Craig Roberts, Congressman Ron Paul, and others start zeroing in on the Bush regime, the imminent destruction of the GOP is indeed on the horizon. If only the Democrats could pick up on this, and put forth an "America first" image as regards our military policies in the Middle East, we might just be able to shake off both the world-conquering GOP and its New World Order.
 
Pick guitar, spill food jar, and no mayo, Bring a gun, we,ll shoot everyone, on the bayou.
 
 
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Ted Lang is a political analyst and freelance writer.
 

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