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'Impact' Story Fairy Tale -
'Aussie Bloke' Is A Bad Joke

By John Kaminski
skylax@comcast.net
6 -4 -3
 
Jeff -
 
I just figured out that Grover's Mills, New Jersey is the same town in which aliens landed in Orson Welles' 1938 Martian radio broadcast.
 
Among other anomalies, in addition to Grover's Mills, in this Aussie Bloke fairy tale is this:
 
http://www.bushcountry.org/news/may_news_pages/g_051604_assiebloke_end_world.htm
 
He says, "Oh yes....one little interesting fact I forgot to mention here. 25 years ago I was at an astronomer's convention in Canberra and we were discussing the possible effects of the debris cloud of the crab nebula passing through our solar system in 2000 to 2005. I wonder if this may have something to do with all the "stories" and such about nibiru and other similar stuff?? Something to ponder. And by the way....don't go expecting me to give technical details and other rubbish like that." No, we wouldn't want the technical details, would we?
 
Well, as it happens, debris from the Crab nebula happens to be 7,000 light years away.
 
http://apod.gsfc.nasa.gov/cgi-bin/apod/apod_search?crab+nebula
 
POD: 2004 April 29 - Titan's X-Ray
 
Explanation: This June's rare and much heralded transit of Venus will feature our currently brilliant evening star in silhouette, as the inner planet glides across the face of the Sun. But on January 5, 2003 an even rarer transit took place. Titan, large moon of ringed gas giant Saturn, crossed in front of the Crab Nebula, a supernova remnant some 7,000 light-years away. During Titan's transit, the orbiting Chandra Observatory's x-ray detectors recorded the shadowing of cosmic x-rays generated by the Crab's amazing pulsar nebula, pictured above, in a situation analogous to a medical x-ray. The resulting image (inset at left) probes the extent of Titan's atmosphere. So, how rare was Titan's transit of the Crab? While Saturn itself passes within a few degrees of the Crab Nebula every 30 years, the next similar transit is reportedly due in 2267. And since the stellar explosion which gave birth to the Crab was seen in 1054, the 2003 Titan transit may have been the first to occur ... ever.
 
Help spread the word.
 
Best wishes,
John Kaminski
http://www.johnkaminski.com/
http://www.rudemacedon.ca/kaminski/kam-index.html
 
 
 
 
Comment
From Ted Twietmeyer
6-4-4
 
Jeff -
 
John makes some very valid points about the story. In addition to his comments, I'd like to add that no one I've ever known who is a doctor of science, would use the kind of high blood pressure language the Bloke used. "Bloke" is of english origin for "man" or "fellow." http://www.randomhouse.com/wotd/index.pperl?date=19990630
 
This is another piece of fiction, right from the fiction writers in Maryland or Virginia to test public reaction to something quite terrible. The sickos strike again... As was said in the movie "Kelly's Heroes" by the character named "Oddball" [Donald Sutherland]: "Always with the negative waves Moriarity... ....always with the negative waves." That's Maryland.
 
Next week- perhaps we'll get to hear about aliens that just happen to closely resemble the goldfish-bowl-helmeted CGI aliens from "Mars Attacks !" will be landing in Washington. Just to clean up the bushwackers. One can only hope...stay tuned.
 
All one can say about Aussie Bloke...is that he may be "the turd that won't flush..." and keeps surfacing again and again....
 
Ted


Comment
From Kelly
6-4-4
 
Hi Jeff and John,
 
I truly hope this is a bad joke, but I did want to point out that the Aussie Bloke corrected the "Crab Nebula" info in the following post:
 
Aussie Bloke
5/9/2004
8:59 pm EDT Re: 16 April 2004 - VOL #3
 
OK then.....got some stuff stirred up. I thought that bit about the crab nebula would get the debunkers to identify themselves. It worked well. Just goes to show you how easily people are led in one direction or another. Serious astronomers know which debris cloud I am talking about and now I know we have some here. GREAT....now I can talk freely. Yes indeed...there IS a debris cloud passing through our solar system.
 
He did later confirm that he's talking about the Oort cloud (which does periodically send comets out to our neck of the woods).
 
I also picked up the "War of the Worlds" reference but Grover's Mills, NJ is part of the http://www.princeton-realty.com/westwindsormunicipal.html West Windsor Township and municipality. Also the person who wrote "June 2004... The Beginning of the End?" (which linked the Grover's Mills article) is not *supposed* to be the Aussie Bloke but an unidentified person reporting on what the Aussie Bloke wrote.
 
I admit I am concerned about this thread. If "Aussie Bloke" is impersonating this scientist in a "War of the Worlds" trick, then it goes beyond unfunny and straight into criminally sick & insane. I wonder if anyone has attempted to contact the scientist to find out if this person is an imposter?
 
There is further information at:
http://urbansurvival.com/week.htm
Urban Survival's Free Daily Update
 
I often read John's articles at Jeff's site and appreciate the information and point of view he offers, so thanks to you both.
 
Kelly
 
 
From John Kaminski
 
Yes, but Oort's Cloud is not a debris cloud PASSING THROUGH the solar system. It's not really even a cloud as such, but a debris field, extremely thinly populated, orbiting our sun well beyond the orbits of Pluto/Neptune and Kuiper Belt. The regularly appearing asteroid Toutatis will make the closest approach of any known asteroid in history on Sept. 29, 2004, and that will miss us by a million miles. Asteroid 2004 BV18, a chunk about the size of a schoolbus, zipped past us in January at about 1.5 million miles, but had it been aimed for us, would have burned up in the atmosphere. 2002 EM7, the size of an 18-story building, sneaked past us undetected at 300,000 miles. No astronomical sites I know are talking about any Near Earth Object traffic at the present time.
 
Best wishes,
John Kaminski
 
 
Comment
6-4-4
 
Good work, John.
 
I just finished reading thru "Aussie Blokes" entire web rant and common sense tells me this is a big fraud.
 
This guy is far too verbose for someone who supposedly knows about a cataclysmic event on it's way to wipe out mankind.
 
His story goes on and on and on taunting and tantalizing his readers.
 
One of the first things I thought of when reading this WAS Orson Well's "War of the Worlds".
 
This guy also comes across as arrogant, condescending and without empathy for his listening audience (who by the way are all about to die!!).
 
The "Aussie Bloke" definitely has a story telling sociopathic personality disorder and thrives on having a large audience in the palm of his hand.
 
Best Regards.

 


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