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How To Be A Good Republican
From <lovebomber@hotmail.com>
9-4-00
 
 
In order to be a good Republican, it takes a lot of hard work! For instance, can you imagine believing in the following with a straight face?
 
 
1. You believe that AIDS funding isn't needed because since you don't have sex, you won't get AIDS.
 
2. You have to believe that the best way to teach future adults about that awful s-e-x stuff is to pretend that it doesn't exist.
 
3. You have to believe that the constitution guarantees everyone except felons (but including children) the right to have a gun, but there should be no laws that check on gun purchasers to make sure they are not those felons.
 
4. You have to believe that everyone should only view the art that YOU like, and they shouldn't have opinions of their own.
 
5. You believe that big companies wouldn't pollute if you just took away the laws that tell them not to.
 
6. You have to believe that God is all-powerful and cannot make a mistake, but that he made one by creating homosexuals.
 
7. You believe adoption is better than abortion, but are unwilling to adopt any children yourself.
 
8. You have to believe that the Government forcing of a business to meet a minimum wage is oppressing that business from creating prosperity.
 
9. You have to believe that the proper use of a National Park would be a huge strip-mining operation, and that people are loonies for opposing such things.
 
10. You believe that self-esteem is measured by the amount of people you have stepped on to get to where you are.
 
11. You believe that the military has nothing to do with starting wars.
 
12. You believe that forcing the use of gun trigger locks so 3 year olds will stop accidentally blowing their brains out is the epitome of government oppression.
 
13. You believe that a CEO who pockets 180 MILLION dollars after taxes is paying too damn much to the government.
 
14. You have to believe that the treatment of women back when Thomas Jefferson, General Robert E. Lee or Thomas Edison lived is the way it should be today.
 
15. You have to believe that consensual sex out of wedlock is a problem, but hundreds of priests molesting young boys is not.
 
16. You believe that Dan Quayle is an intelligent person who is just mis-understood.
 
17. You call Bill Clinton a Socialist, even though he has presided over the most prosperous economic period of capitalism ever. (And boy don't you hate it!)
 
18. You believe that a government leader's private life is everybody's business but an administration secretly and illegally selling US weapons to third world crazies isn't.
 
19. You believe that America can be home to any and all religions, as long as it is Christianity.
 
20. You have to believe that cutting taxes for the wealthiest 1% is in the best interest of the average American.


Comment
 
Dar Jeff,
 
Please permit me to counter the ignorant dribble of the person or persons that wrote the article "How To Be A Good Republican." Although they have every right to do so, and to state their beliefs and opinions, I found the article to take on more attributes as a "joke" than a serious treatise, or statement of beliefs. This had to have been written by a teacher, administrator, or a student in the Massachusetts public school system, or any public school system in the USA for that matter.
 
I don't have a clue as to who wrote the rebuttal to "How To Be A Good Democrat," <A HREF="http://www.sightings.com/general3/repuba.htm">How To Be A Good Republican</A> but as is typical with democratic socialist/communist, they certainly showed, not only their total hatred and ignorance of a true and righteous God in making such statements as, "God created homosexuals" (implying that homosexuals are born, not a lifestyle of choice). They also displayed their well known total disdain for God, or anything holy, in suggesting that God created a sin that he has stated emphatically in his written word that he hates (not the sinner, the sin). There is no questions that democrats are what they appear to be. To indicate that Clinton is the father, or keeper of prosperity, is totally ludicrous. As in most situations with democrats, they inherit a sound economic policy, and a time of relative peace, and by the time they are finished, unemployment is sky rocketing, we are at war with someone, somewhere (where we do not belong), and the bread lines (food stamps) begin. As far as laws pertaining to gun control, we already have multitudes of them, they just need to be enforced. But why would a government unwilling to stop drug traffic (a $20,000,000,000 a year plus industry, which lines a lot of pockets) want to waste their time enforcing our own laws? If the democrats would stop kissing up to our enemies (China and Russia) and giving them our best military computer/nuclear technology (the rope to be used to hang us with), then maybe they would have time to address the laws we have. Speaking of laws, one has to obey the law (even at the presidential level) in order to enforce them, else we end up with a tyrannical government such as we now have, with a president that snubs his nose at the "law" and a congress too cowardly to stop him. These same democrats that twist and pervert truth (Republicans are just as guilty) would know these things (if they were able to read, being products of the same indoctrinational public school systems they created). No, Jeff, this was a very feeble attempt by some ignorant soul to answer the "How To Be A Good Democrat" article. And, I still maintain that placing a picture of Jesus, the Son of the living God, in a bottle of urine and calling it "art" at the tax payers expense, falls way short of being "art" and qualifies as blasphemy, which someone will pay for one day, but if one is a democrat, they wouldn't understand the difference. As is typical with the socialist, they always come up short on solutions, or at least twist the issues in order to perpetuate their communist agendas designed to place us in a "New World Order." But I suppose when one is mentally and spiritually challenged, that is to be expected. For example, their answer to abortion is for everyone to adopt a child. Common sense dictates that "everyone" can't adopt a child, but almost everyone can contribute to alternative means of supporting a child, such as homes for unwed mothers and unwanted children. Our "leaders" give more than enough of our money away to countries that hate us, to solve the abortion problem, as well as many more problems internally. If these democrats were to take the funds spent today on AIDS treatment and other STDs brought on by the homosexual community they love so much, and being charged to the tax payers, as well as the cost of paying some money hungry, unethical doctors who crush the skulls and brains of the precious souls who live for a few short months, yet have no voice, or "law" to protect them, and who sell their little body parts for profit to be used in all manner of experiments (worse than Nazi Germany), we could save at least some of these tragically murdered children. Or better yet, stop passing out condoms in our schools and saying illicit sex is OK, and start teaching our children about Godly virtues once more, and how to say no. But, this is all a pipe dream, this is totally contrary to how the democrats which are mostly composed of these many sordid lifestyles want to live. If any one thing reveals how corrupt, and what frauds the democrats are, it is the abortion issue, followed closely by the "sin" of homosexuality. Sorry, we can't have it both ways folks. You hate having Christians witnessing for the kingdom of God and speaking of love, peace and brotherhood, (I'm not speaking of the devils who kill and destroy in the name of Jesus, which happens to be most I'm sad to say, I speak of God's elect, his church, the few) but you don't hesitate at forcing your wretched lifestyles on the public at large, such as your attacks and attempted destruction of something as wholesome as the Boy Scouts Of America. Please democrats, spare me your Satanic wisdom. I have spoken very candidly against the democrats in this article, however, I wouldn't toss up a coin between the democrats and republicans today, in my opinion, they have both sold America down the socialist river to a NWO. Choose this day whom, or what you will serve. The nation that forgets (denies, speaks against, blasphemes, hates) God shall be turned into hell. Look around you folks, smell the "natural disasters" they will get worse. Only a fool would fight against the God of the universe and all things therein, yet America abounds in fools.
 
Jerry L. Gardner
 
 
 
Comment
 
 
From MoonFyre@thegrid.net 9
-4-00
 
Here is how I feel about the Repugnant Party
 
Virtually anyone can be a Republican. But it takes alot of work to be a GOOD Republican.............
 
1. First of all you must have an intact denial system.....So that when you are confronted by the past you have "forgotten" about Trickle Down Economics.
 
2. You must accept the hogwash that a Corporation is a good thing. And an entity in and of itself that deserves worship and adulation under the guise of the Gods of Greed and Avarice.............
 
3. You have to believe there is an unspoken clause after each of the ten commandments.
 
Like thou shalt not kill, unless the president says so. And when the veterans of wars come home, you have to deny that they are sick, injured and dying. Because they are no goodniks, just trying to bilk the government out of money and medical care, and ignore the fact the illness is killing their wives and children. 4. You have to believe that God blesses those who prosper, and spits on those who do not.
 
That Jesus loves the rich and denigrates the poor and infirm.
 
5. You have to believe that child molestation is the fault of the parents and that the child perpetuated the crime, after all it could not possibly be the crime of the WhiteMale.
 
6. You have to believe that the people who get AIDS are being judged by god and that it only crops up in drug addicts, homos and whores. Forget the fact that 87 children in this country have AIDS without falling into any of these categories...and you must believe it is not carried by mosquitoes.
 
7. You have to believe that Sex education is unequivocally not for children to know about, it makes them easier to molest with no knowledge.
 
8. You have to believe that TheDirtyLowDownLiberals want to take guns away from the population.............and that no one in America should be armed.........but the Repugnant Party, because they know how to beat their kids into submission and compliance of rules..
 
9. You have to believe that global warming is caused by cowfarts and not petrol products.......
 
10. You have to believe that killing the OldGrowthForests is a good thing, because they sell for so much money. Trees do not help air pollution, that is done by machines. No one knows where the machines that create air are, but the government does and that is a good thing.
 
11. You have to believe that individual welfare is a bad thing. even though it only absorbs one percent of the federal budget, while corporate welfare is good, absorbing 7 percent of the federal budget. The richest companies get the most welfare....for keeping their companies here.
 
12. You have to believe that bringing in 350 thousand foreigners into America every year is a good thing, because there is a shortage of "skilled labor" here and never let the people of this country notice.
 
13. You have to believe that men and women are not equal in the workplace and that women, being so weak and prone to emotions are necessary to propigate the species, but could not possibly have any greater use or provide anything else of worth unless it is their husbands' opinion.
 
14.) You have to believe that women do not have a choice, and should be required to have all children that they become impregnated with to keep the crime of this country going, as well-loved children do not commit crimes.
 
15.) you must believe that one should save the babies and kill the grownup they became because they were not wanted. What is capital punishment if not a retroactive abortion????
 
16. You have to believe that hunters with a sixth grade education know more about the environment than the people who have dedicated their lives to seeking knowledge and replanting and cleaning up the mess of the CorporateClearCutters..........
 
17. You have to believe that smearing the private lives of the nation s leaders is good for the economy, the national image, and that those who do have private lives should be punished. Ignoring that Ronnie and Nancy ran this nation into the ground. They did not even let their children come to the White House, because they were not the children they wanted them to be. I wonder how often they go visit now that daddy is a babbling loon who doesn t know who they are.....May they live long and prosper.
 
18. You have to believe that it is better that 57% of the national budget is made from the sale of arms than to make this a secure and sovereign nation. That selling America out from under Americans is OKAY because there is a NewWorldOrder coming and that goose-stepping is a form of exercise while thumping your chest and extending your arm is good while hollering , "Seigheil, WhiteSupremacy."
 
19. You have to believe that Republicans tell the truth, by just being a Repugnant Party member.
 
20. You must remember Jesus was blonde and blue-eyed, espousing a philosophy of survival of the fittest. That Christ was a warrior and that he carried arms and protected his family from the Romans. He was an AdvocateOfViolence and Hatred. He believed that women and children were to be counted with the sheep and camels and that His way was Random Righteousness and that he did not mean anything He is quoted as saying and doing in the bible.
 
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