- Introducing the amazing new Penta-Lawn 2000!
The most resilient lawn ever!
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- Exclusively tested at the Pentagon on September
11, 2001.
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- It's skid proof! It's fire proof! It even repels plane
debris! On September 11, 2001, a bunch of mean nasty Arab terrorists hijacked
American Airlines Flight 77, a Boeing 757 fully loaded with fuel, and
- crashed it at ground level into the west side wall of
the Pentagon.
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- "Some eyewitnesses believe the
plane actually hit the ground at the base of the Pentagon first, and
then skidded into the building." -CBS
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- "As eyewitnesses described and photographs demonstrate,
the hijacked airliner dived so low as it approached the Pentagon that it
actually hit the ground first, thereby
dissipating much of the energy that might otherwise have caused more extensive
damage to the building." -Snopes.com
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- "But I think the blessing here might have been that
the airplane
hit before it hit the building, it hit the ground, and a lot of energy
might have gone that way. That's what it appeared like." -CNN
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- "What -- or who -- caused Flight 77 to
hit ground first, diffusing most of its destructive energy before it
slammed into the Pentagon?" -ESPN / MSN
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- "NBC's Jim Miklaszewski explains that the sequence
of five photos, taken from a Department of Defense security camera, shows
the Boeing 757 hitting
the ground an instant before it plows into the building and explodes
in a deadly fireball." -MSNBC
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- "Then
he caught an edge of his wing on the ground." There is a helicopter
pad right in front of the side of the Pentagon. The wing touched there,
then the plane cartwheeled into the building. -Time
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- "According to one witness, 'what looked like a 747'
plowed into the south side of the Pentagon, possibly skipping through a
heliport before
it hit the building." -Stars and Stripes
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- Patrick: "The plane hit
the ground first, then slid into the building."
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- Just think what this would do to your lawn after
an explosion like this.
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- Plane debris, skid marks, fire burns, jet fuel,
luggage, body parts, yuck!
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- You would have to shell out thousands of dollars
to clean up this mess!
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- But wait, this is not your ordinary lawn!
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- This is the Penta-Lawn 2000!
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- Do you think just any lawn would hold up like
this after a plane crashed on it?
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- No Way!
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- Only the Penta-Lawn 2000! can withstand the sheer
punishment
- from the crash of a fully-fueled 100 ton commercial
airliner!
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- This is how an ordinary lawn looks after a commercial
airliner crashes on it..
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- What a mess!
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- But look how marvelous the Penta-Lawn 2000! held
- up moments after a Boeing 757 crashed on it...
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- Not a Scratch!
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- Not even a dent!
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- Superb!
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- Simply amazing!
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- Even your spouse will be impressed!
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- And look how nice and neat the Penta-Lawn 2000!
looks after the roof collapses...
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- Astonishing!
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- Absolutely fabulous!
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- Wish we could say the same about the Pentagon!
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- So don't just settle for any lawn.
- Demand the best, most resilient lawn money can
buy today!
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- Because the grass is always greener...
- with the Penta-Lawn 2000!
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- Guaranteed to repel:
- Plane debris
- Jet fuel
- Luggage
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- Guaranteed to resist:
- Fire and Explosions
- Skid marks
- Planes crashing on it
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- It's even guaranteed to hold up in the event
of a terrorist attack!
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- Coming soon to a home and garden center near
you! <mailto:pentalawn2000@yahoo.com>
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- Click here for more questions about the Penta-Lawn
2000!
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