- "In Speech, Bush Calls Iraq, Iran
and North Korea 'Axis of Evil'" -- N.Y. Times, 1/30/02
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- ANGERED BY SNUBBING, LIBYA, CHINA, SYRIA
FORM 'AXIS OF JUST-AS-EVIL'
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- Cuba, Sudan, Serbia Form 'Axis of Somewhat
Evil'; Other Nations Start Own Clubs Beijing (SatireWire.com)
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- Bitter after being snubbed for membership
in the "Axis of Evil," Libya, China, and Syria today announced
they had formed the "Axis of Just As Evil," which they said would
be way eviler than that stupid Iran-Iraq-North Korea axis President Bush
warned of his State of the Union address.
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- Axis of Evil members, however, immediately
dismissed the new axis as having, for starters, a really dumb name. "Right.
They are Just as Evil... in their dreams!" declared North Korean leader
Kim Jong-il. "Everybody knows we're the best evils... best at being
evil... we're the best."
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- For the rest of this piece... http://www.satirewire.com/news/jan02/axis.shtml
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