You have no idea how
exhausting it can be putting on tight purple sweat pants!! Pensacola ,
Florida
Don't laugh! Its okay,
because today is combination Casual Friday and Crazy Hair Day, all
rolled into one. College Station , Texas
Apparently, Lester Flem
doesn't know whether he's homosexual, heterosexual, bisexual,
pansexual, polysexual, or asexual. However, if you look up the word
'Transgender' in the dictionary...BINGO!!!! There you will see a
picture of dear old flaming Lester in his boots. Laguna Niguel ,
California
Where exactly does one
buy a short pink outfit like this to beef shop in? Birmingham ,
Alabama
Britney Spears let
herself go again. Slidell , Louisiana
Packing this rear in
camouflage shorts is like trying to hide an elephant behind a
squirrel.
Seattle,
Washington
And men claim they
can't meet classy women in stores? Go figure! Louisville ,
Kentucky
Is that a THONG Ollie
Hopnoddle is wearing?? I can't look again or I'll go
blind.
Mountain Brook,
Alabama
For my own sanity, I
have to assume that Gussie Klothgrunt is shoplifting two pork roasts
in her shirt ... simply because there is no possible way that can be
anything other that two pork roasts in her shirt. Can't be! Forestdale
, Alabama
No way, Laquanda,
absolutely not! That outfit does not at all make you look like a
Hooker.
Midlothian,
Virginia
It's like a big pink
garbage bag filled with creamed corn and door knobs. Houston ,
Texas
This is perfectly
understandable. This one was just on her way to the Country Club when
she remembered she needed some coffee and a couple of yoga videos.
Besides, she thought to herself, I'll just throw on these gray shorts
and I'll be smokin'. Nashville ,
Tennessee
Is that a baby dangling
from Raylene's waist like a fanny pack??? I don't believe I've ever
seen anything like that before. The only thing wrong with the gene
pool around the Ozarks is there's no
lifeguard.
Fort Smith ,
Arkansas
I love talking with
Freidagurtz Finkelstein, because she always seems so surprised and
interested in what I have to say. Grand Rapids ,
Michigan
Holy Golden Illusions
of Grandeur, I gotta get me that outfit!!!! Alpharetta ,
Georgia
Either that lady has a
tail or Barney is stuck where the sun doesn't shine. Loves Park ,
Illinois
I'm not sure what kinky
Bathsheba Squeal plans to do with that pie filling, but there is just
something about her that tells me she doesn't bake, she doesn't watch
Rachael Ray, and she has no intention of using that pie filling in the
kitchen. La Verne , California
I have infinite
admiration for the sheer strength of good quality denim. Moreover, I
will be eternally thankful if Honeysuckle's jeans wait until she
reaches the truck to explode. Seriously, they should consider using
denim on the next NASA space shuttle. Spring,
Texas
For those times when
you need fried okra and chicken strips so badly, that you just can't
wait for the bleach to set. Oxford ,
Mississippi
Someone else can try to
figure out what she's doing, because I have to go wash my eyes out
with bleach - like right now!
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